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What do ogres have to do with it?

Suddenly remembered Deadpool.

Find yourself an Ogre and raise an Ogreling. If you feed them well, they will surpass you in height, and you will fulfill your dream in this way.

They criticize Blizzard, but what have they done that's better or more impressive? It's already mid-2024, and they can't even replicate 2004.

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I'm not an Ogre, let's calm down. I'm an Ogre student.

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And I have another story. This was when I was working as a loader. A truck arrived, and the driver, a real jerk, parked it crookedly and left. I started unloading, and there were 600-700 kg of goods, which I couldn't handle. The manager was yelling at me, and I told him, "You're bigger, why don't you do it yourself?" He grumbled and puffed, and I left. After that, I got fired, and now Maria won't even let me near the office.

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In the Warcraft movie, the Orcs are shown to be at least 2.20 meters tall. So, Ogres should be even taller, like 2.40+ meters. And in the game, there were really huge creatures, like Gruul and others, that my Warlock was friends with. Oh well. I wasted so much time playing Warcraft, 6 add-ons, and that stupid Frozen Throne.

By the way, the woman in the picture is of quite normal height.

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Where am I going to find an Ogre woman like Morning Star, in what Preserve?

The tallest woman in Russia, according to internet rumors, is a woman named Ekaterina Lisina. She's 2.10 meters tall, and she's already married. But to breed Ogres, you need an elephant that's almost 3 meters tall.

No, it's not necessary. Look at the Americans – they're all giants because they've been eating well since childhood. And compare that to many post-Soviet countries – everyone is short, thin, and has a potbelly. Because you can't grow much on just bread and pasta.

Where can I find a female ogre named Morning, in what preserve?

The tallest woman in Russia, according to rumors on the internet, is a certain Ekaterina Lisina. She is 2m 10cm tall, and she is already married. To breed ogres, you need someone who is about 3 meters tall.

I also want to offer my advice.
Actually, you don't have to go far. We have Jacqueline Farenfelow on our forum. They say she is incredibly tall. Judging by her name and surname, she is not from Russia, and she is clearly taller than 2.10. Try writing to her; maybe you will have some mutual interest.

Don't rush her, she's 195 cm tall.

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If I have children (even just one, I can't handle more), I'll also make them play Blizzard Entertainment games. Let them repeat my life.

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Summer without cigarettes.

Come on, have a cigarette, you want one, don't you? One or two won't hurt.

More memories. I remember when my mom and I went to Novorossiysk in the 90s. I walked around the city; it was a pretty nice little town. We relaxed on the coast, I rode on an inflatable mermaid mattress, went to the movies, and they showed Judge Dredd. There were also guys selling collections of trading cards. I ate a ton of plums there, stole grapes from the neighbors, and saw a cool Nissan car. And now, not so long ago, I was looking at photos of the city. Almost nothing has changed, and almost 30 years have passed. Are they all just getting drunk there?

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I also have to say something about the youth. They've become completely uninhibited, sitting around everywhere, almost having sex on the benches. I, for one, didn't even look at girls until I got to university, and then I started to. But these little brats don't work, don't study, they live off their parents and have kids.

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I used to love making macros in Warcraft. I had quite a few on my local machine, and I made them for other games too. There was a command, I think, Time /amount or something like that, and I figured out that I spent over 4 months straight in World of Warcraft. What can I say, it's a complex game, noobs can't handle it. Only one character achieved success in the Russian segment, also a warlock, I don't remember his name.

Kolyanus, the destroyer, or something like that.

No. Some kind of Greyform or something like that. I saw a new Russian game called "Smuta" on TV. The graphics are pretty good, I liked it. I could play it if it didn't require too much thinking.

No. Something like Greyform or something.

And I thought it was Silverfall.

Yeah, Siiver didn't achieve anything in Warcraft. There were tons of players like him. And that's considering he's not lying about his duelist or whatever he had.

I could play it, if it didn't require too much thinking.

Play it, and then tell us about your impressions.

Morning will show his 260 cm height, then we can play.

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My mom has a lot of debts. Her pension is small, and she also has to feed her sister. And there's also a 90-year-old, senile grandmother, who is our responsibility.

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I'm currently playing Silver. It's a quest from 1999. The graphics aren't top-notch, but everything is nicely drawn. The only thing I wouldn't recommend is watching the intro, it's terrible.

I also have the complete Baldur's Gate 2, and even Baldur's Gate 1. I started playing Throne of Baal, but the initial cutscene was so scary that I decided not to continue.

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And I just remembered something else. So, I was leveling up in Warcraft, I don't remember exactly where, I think it was in Legion. I was leveling up, and I saw an elf sitting there, fishing. I thought, "Let's see what happens if I attack him." So, I attacked him, he struggled a bit, and I killed him. Then, some guy wrote to me in a private message, saying, "What the hell, why did you kill a peaceful elf?" I was, of course, very surprised, and then I realized that it was probably some kind of bot, and he was just using it to fish.

People wrote all sorts of things in private messages. They tried to sell me ghost tigers and even offered to marry me to girls with... well, you get the idea.

You?