Posts from ☀️ Arselia and Akonia Auto-translated

"Wow, so this is how ordinary people live!" - having filled a shopping bag with a week's worth of groceries, he curiously examines the first vending machine from all sides. - What if it explodes?... - He inserts a ten-unit coin and presses the fifth button.

- Hmm....... - the Kridean traditionalist looks at his future wife with a thoughtful gaze. - ...Then you'll have to teach me this science. The main thing is not to forget that time is a tricky thing. My father used to say that the worst insult to a mountaineer is an empty table upon returning from the fields in the evening.

- Someone recently told me that I had a "regression in character development" after the "Raphael-thoughtful arc," but what do these fantasizers understand? People, unlike characters in cheap literature, are not so simple; they don't just move in one direction. - Grisha paused, slightly lowering his voice. - If you want to earn significantly more, I can offer you another job...

-- Good day, are you enjoying the surrounding beauty or fulfilling someone's request?

- I don't mind, but on one condition: you think carefully on the way about which of your acquaintances you like enough to go somewhere with, or at least dislike the least. Strike while the iron is hot – since the kind and infinitely generous left pillar agrees to this, it will also be a good opportunity for you to learn from her and make something. To not lose to Ahuri, a mere wish is not enough; you also need to take some productive action for it.

— "A 'Raphael-minded arc'?" Are you talking about Raphael Nishenet? I knew him. He was a colleague of mine, a real charmer. He spent a lot of time wandering around the city and knew a lot of people. You could have talked to him about your wife; he would definitely have helped you out... But unfortunately, he was killed during one of his outings.

— Okay, let's not talk about sad things. What kind of job is it?

- Uh-huh," Guyon nodded. - For example, that poor Ann, who was eaten by bandits in the desert. How did you even find out about that?

- Why, it's the right pillar himself, surrounded by his retinue, - the photographer smiled, - I'm just taking some pictures. What brings you here?

- Who knows? Maybe one of those very bandits told the tale and is now walking the streets of Margel, looking for his next meal?

- The machine explodes and kills Klin Chegver and Sanex Rim, the end! - Salmon joked, standing in line behind them. - Hahaha, come on, it's not the end at all... What explosions and killings, right? Hmm, Purikers? I prefer Tavavilka. I like to think that this chocolate bar is made from the milk of some buxom beauty.

- Well, I mean that if we both spend the day in the mountains or fields, it would be strange to expect a full table waiting for us when we return home... I certainly won't be lying on the couch while you work.

- Or he's sitting in jail for arson and a bunch of murders, - Beata said with a grim smile.
- Or something like that, yes. But still, the list is very interesting, and it's not clear who collected all this information. And what was the purpose of bringing it to you, by the way?

- I can... I think it's a small price to pay for everything you've done for me.

at least one name from the recent ones was forgotten to be added to this list - Christophe Liberassion, a fool who got drunk because of a woman.

—You have a strange sense of humor... Have you heard about exploding chests? That would be ten times more ridiculous.

—Tavavilka? It sounds more like something that gives hope in a difficult situation.

So, what would you like to choose? —asks Sanya.

—Just no "surprises" please.

—😑 —just in case, he glances at the list of traits. —So, you wouldn't mind helping me, not just with housework, right? It won't be easy to switch from city life right away, keep that in mind... But in that case, we'll cook together, I've heard that it's also a very romantic way to spend time. 😇