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☀️ Arselia and Akonia

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"Wow, so this is how ordinary people live!" - having filled a shopping bag with a week's worth of groceries, he curiously examines the first vending machine from all sides. - What if it explodes?... - He inserts a ten-unit coin and presses the fifth button.
- The vending machine explodes, killing Klin Chegver and Sanex Rim, the end! - joked Salmon, who was standing in line behind them. - Hahaha, come on, that's the end... What explosions and killings, right? Hmm, Purikers? I prefer Tavavilka. I like to think that this chocolate bar is made from the milk of some buxom beauty.
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- Hmm....... - the Kridean traditionalist looks at his future wife with a thoughtful gaze. - ...Then you'll have to teach me this science. The main thing is not to forget that time is a tricky thing. My father used to say that the worst insult to a mountaineer is an empty table upon returning from the fields in the evening.
- Well, I mean that if we both spend the day in the mountains or fields, it would be strange to expect a full table upon returning home... I certainly won't be lying on the couch while you work.

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Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария