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—You have a strange sense of humor... Have you heard about exploding chests? That would be ten times more ridiculous.
- What do you mean "heard"? I have one hidden nearby... So no one steals my stuff.Author
—Tavavilka? It sounds more like something that gives hope in a difficult situation.
- Oh yes. Did you see the waitress at XXX? Her name is Tavava. Her jugs are so big that they can provide milk for those protein bars, and hope, and everything you want. Author
So, what would you like to choose? —asks Sanya.
- What about me? - asks Salmon. - Is this discrimination against dwarves? Or racism against gnomes? Hmm? Shouldn't you guys start paying me reparations, mm?Author
—Just no "surprises" please.
- What does "NTR" mean? - asks Sanya, trying not to pay too much attention to the gnome. Author
—😑 —just in case, he glances at the list of traits. —So, you wouldn't mind helping me, not just with housework, right? It won't be easy to switch from city life right away, keep that in mind... But in that case, we'll cook together, I've heard that it's also a very romantic way to spend time. 😇
- People are creatures that get used to everything...