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But in the vanilla campaign of SpellForce, there really is such a quest...

Who is this guy? I'm just a beginner Ogre.

Actually, the Dark Lands are from Erathia...

or maybe it’s already coming to an end…

Okay, I'll post one screenshot so you don't worry too much.

The elections are coming soon. I will vote for Valuev.

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I have to confess... back then, many years ago, I deceived you, told you a lie, tricked you, you know? And I forgot about it, and now I didn't even immediately understand which dagger we're talking about. My mage had the same nickname as on the forum, but it was transliterated into Russian in a strange way.

I will tell this to my grandchildren. Once upon a time, Siver lived in a big forest... bla-bla-bla

Will you?

Are there any doubts?



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In general, I have to say this. With modern women, a guy can't live in the same apartment. If the apartment is a two-bedroom, you'll be impotent in 2 weeks. If it's a one-bedroom, it'll be in 3 days, and if, God forbid, it's a studio, it'll be in 18 hours.

Well, with a caveat. If you bash her against the wall so she doesn't chatter, you might live longer.

I'm saying this based on my older brother's experience.

That's actually great. Either there's no woman, or there's no potency. God intended it that way, so you wouldn't get carried away with lust and sin.

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Morning, by the way, I have a plan on how to become 2 meters and 30 centimeters tall, but I won't tell you.

Oh, alright, go ahead and tell me, I'll play along. Even though you made me angry with your "you're not my bro," maybe you really do have some way. I just need to gain 5 centimeters.

Actually, the desire to grow is quite selfish. You live for a while, and then you die, and because of your growth, more wood has to be used for the coffin. If you were shorter, that wouldn't be necessary.

Morning, 5 cm is not a problem at all. Just buy sneakers with a thick sole, and you're good to go.

and you act like an idiot

What's wrong with that? It's not like I'm unloading trucks in these shoes. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with it.

But, to be honest, I don't always wear lift shoes. In the summer, I wear regular sneakers. And in the winter too, when I go to the gym or to work. I only wear them when I go to the mall or somewhere else.

What kind of sneakers are those? That's not even an option; it won't actually make you taller, it'll just add another insecurity. You need a natural method, or at least something better than those awful artificial heels. Imagine this: you bring a woman home, take off your shoes, and suddenly you're shorter. It's just embarrassing.