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In general, I have to say this. With modern women, a guy can't live in the same apartment. If the apartment is a two-bedroom, you'll be impotent in 2 weeks. If it's a one-bedroom, it'll be in 3 days, and if, God forbid, it's a studio, it'll be in 18 hours.
Well, with a caveat. If you bash her against the wall so she doesn't chatter, you might live longer.
I'm saying this based on my older brother's experience.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день