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-- Ah, I see, I saw something like that in "Bee Movie." A classic plot. -- Hey, Otis! -- she says to the sheep-cow. -- Are you really a communist? Tell me, who is exploiting you?
- Moo! - replies the cow. - Oh, you! - the woman exclaims. - Now you're pretending you can't talk!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
– Hmm... And when was the last time she said anything? – he asks the woman, and then the cow. – When was the last time you spoke? Or did you fall silent because you have nothing to say about communists? Even you probably understand that communists are the enemies of humanity. My grandfather fought them in Vietnam.
-- Hmm... And when was the last time she said anything? -- he asks the woman, and then the cow. -- When was the last time you spoke? Or did you fall silent because you have nothing to say about communists? Even you probably understand that communists are the enemies of humanity. My grandfather fought them in Vietnam.
- Just a couple of hours ago! - Moo! Davalia sneaks up to the cow from behind and pulls its tail. - Ouch! That hurts! Why are you doing that?! - the cow protests. Chuckling with satisfaction, Davalia approaches Henry and puts her hand on his shoulder. - What would you do without me, Tiny?)
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
-- Yeah. Good job, but I wouldn't do it that way if I were you. Did you forget that these curses can be transferred? Did you feel like mooing? Maybe that guy, John, also hit a cow and started mooing afterward? Although, judging by the fact that the cow is still talkative... -- So, what's up with you, horned one? Tell me, where did you get so smart.
-- Yeah. Good job, but I wouldn't do it that way if I were you. Did you forget that these curses can be transferred? Did you feel like mooing? Maybe that guy, John, also hit a cow and started mooing afterward? Although, judging by the fact that the cow is still talkative... -- So, what about you, horned one, tell me, where are you from and what do you need?
- I'm from here, I'm a local. And who are you and what do you want?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
– Oh, I see, you just picked up some fancy words... We are mercenaries, the "Claws of the North". We're looking for a Warlock who cast a spell on you and the man. Do you know why he did it?
-- Ah, I see, you just picked up some fancy words... We are mercenaries, "Hammers of Fate." We're looking for a Warlock who cast a spell on you and the man. Do you know why he did it?
- Why, of course! To punish that brawler and bully. He'll learn not to hit me for no reason and be rude to passersby. The woman rolled her eyes. - Don't you want to take her? Maybe you can sell her. We have enough cows.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
-- I only herded cows in Minecraft, -- said Henry. -- I really don't know what to do with it, but I heard that if you don't milk it every day, it will die right away. I don't know why, maybe its udder will burst. And I definitely won't milk it. -- But if someone else cleans up after it, then I don't really care, we have enough chatterboxes in the squad. One more or one less. -- Hey, cow, I have another question! Do you know how to lift a curse, yours and the man's? Did the Warlock say anything?
-- I only herded cows in Minecraft, -- said Henry. -- I can't even imagine what to do with her, but I heard that if you don't milk her every day, she'll die right away. I don't know why, maybe her udder will burst. And I definitely won't milk her. -- But if someone else cleans up her poop, then I don't really care, we have more than enough chatterboxes in the squad. One more or one less. -- Hey, cow, I have another question! Do you know how to lift a curse, yours and the man's? Did the sorcerer say anything?
- He said he would lift the curse if they brought him milk... troll milk 😏 A loud laugh erupted from Davalia next to Henry. But the cow's owner wasn't very amused.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
-- Heh, Shket, if you laugh at every weird thing, you'll turn into a cow, -- said Henry, but it was clear that he was also in a good mood. However, he had enough sense not to turn his cheerful face to the "client." -- Okay, our investigation here is over; I think we should look for the sorcerer, otherwise, talking won't help much. Henry takes writing supplies from the shared inventory and scribbles a note:Author
The Slime's curse is indeed related to the troll curse. We're looking for a sorcerer. The trolls gave us a quest to lift the curse; the reward is some good sword, according to them. A peasant in Utere Uvere also suffered; he stopped making sounds other than mooing. The reward for lifting the curse is a talking communist cow (but I won't take it; let them listen to it themselves). According to locals, the sorcerer went to the hot springs. We'll head there in 10 minutes. IF LIN HAS ANY OBJECTIONS TO THE ORDER OF ACTIONS, LET HER WRITE.
Henry and three others.
After that, they ask the locals for directions to the springs again, so they don't get lost, and set off.
-- Heh, Shket, if you laugh at every perversion, you'll turn into a cow, -- said Henry, but it was clear that he was also in a good mood. However, he had enough sense not to turn his cheerful face towards the "client." -- Alright, our investigation here is over; I think we should look for the sorcerer, otherwise, there's little point in talking. Henry takes writing supplies from the shared inventory and scribbles a note: After that, they ask the locals for directions to the springs again, so as not to get lost, and set off.
The locals told Henry that the mercenaries need to reach the main road, which leads south. They should follow it straight, and when the elven ruins tower is directly to the east, turn west and walk to the mountains, where the hot springs are located. They also said that they could take a shortcut through the forest, but it's not safe.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
Having dealt with the pressing tasks at hand, Zeikin loiters around for a while with nothing to do, amusing himself by spitting at ants, wasps, and other insects (+2 perception). Gradually growing tired of this fascinating activity, he remembers that it has been quite some time—since his very departure for Arandor Hills—that he hasn't done any physical exercise. "That's how it all starts: you get sick, start drinking, get tired, run out of time—you miss one day, then two the next time, and then you just give up entirely," the warrior scolded himself. "A strong body is a strong will." Shifting all his equipment and clothing into his magic pocket, except for his under-shorts, he spends a long time carefully stretching his elderly limbs before performing his usual routine: one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats, and a ten-kilometer run (+2 strength, +1 faith).
and +1 faith since then. if I counted correctly and the experience is current, then I'll have 6 points
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The trolls gave a quest for dispelling, the reward is some kind of good sword, according to them.
That's what you think, but they were actually talking about a stick.
The locals told Henry that the mercenaries need to reach the main road leading south. They should follow it straight, and when the elven ruin tower is directly to the east, turn west and walk until they reach the mountains, where the hot springs are located. They also said that it is possible to take a shortcut through the forest, but it is not safe.
Without shortcuts, we follow the roads.
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One hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats, a ten-kilometer run.
Apparently, he doesn't do this every day, because he lost his hair, but didn't gain superpowers.