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come on, the robot looked like a robot. and aggression towards robots can be justified, because because of them, people are left without jobs.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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I dreamt that I took a train to Vermont.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
I wanted to buy some carrots, and she gives me a small piece. How much does it cost, I ask? She doesn't answer, but talks to someone who is cleaning downstairs. I put down 50 rubles in cash, waiting for my change. She says – that's not enough. I say – what do you mean, not enough? It's just a piece of carrot. She says – oh, yes, that's true. I decided not to take it. I wanted to buy some sauce or seasoning, and I ask – where is it? She says – oh, I don't know. I look at her reproachfully, and the store cat sitting nearby looks at her the same way; she seems to feel embarrassed.
Then I say, okay, I want some ice cream. She immediately says happily – ah, it's here, it's here! She jumps to the other half of the second floor, where the queue of 20 people had already dispersed, and says to the 50-year-old female cashier: %name%, arrange some ice cream for this man! She "arranges" it – by pointing with her hand to several refrigerators that are there, telling him to look around, they won't stop him. I rummage through all of them, looking for the type of ice cream I want, but I can't find it. At one point, I notice that I almost touched the cat with my hand, which is sitting on a chair near the refrigerator. It looks like a plush toy, and I know that it probably is, because the real cat is in the other half of the floor, but I still flinch, and the cat flinches too and gets scared – after all, it was alive.
I take a random ice cream, go to the checkout counter with the 50-year-old woman. She suddenly says to me – oh, I thought you looked familiar, and you shop here all the time. I say – yes, I come in once a month. The woman: I'll give you a discount – and she doesn't scan my ice cream. Instead, the first young woman scans it, and I notice that there's a third cat sitting there, and it purrs loudly when it sees me, like a vacuum cleaner or a refrigerator. Moreover, I notice that it only has half a head – vertically – and something like a watermill wheel is attached to it. When it purrs, the wheel turns, and the purring turns into a strange melody, as if it's being filtered on a computer. You're liked by her, says the saleswoman.
Then the saleswoman extends her palms, closed, and asks for my palm to pass something. I give her my palm, and a peach/apricot pit in the shape of a pine cone is placed in it, gnawed down to a one-millimeter layer of pulp, and on the pulp, it says: "I 💜 you," and it's clear from the emotion that this is a professional gesture from the saleswoman to a regular customer. I take my purchases here, return to the previous checkout counter to pick up what I might have left there, but I don't see anything of mine, only an open cash register with money, and the keys to the car and apartment of the young saleswoman. I realize that I didn't buy anything, I met a creepy half-cat, I wasted a lot of time and effort, and there's still an office chair outside that I need to drag home, and I sigh heavily.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Communist Witches Attack
Anyway, it all started with me playing football with my classmates. But that part of the dream is only interesting to me. After the game, it turned out we still had classes. I really didn't want to go, so I decided to leave. I did it alone; no one else wanted to come with me. "Seeing" that traffic jams were building up in the city due to sudden rain, I decided this would serve as a good excuse for why I skipped class. I get on a minibus, find that there are plenty of empty seats, which makes me happy. After a while, I even manage to get a window seat. I take out my phone and go on HW. A girl sits down next to me (let's call her Mary for convenience). She asks if my internet is working and which browser I use. I tell her something, and she asks me to Google some information about witches. I reply that I'll finish what I'm looking at and then I'll search.
While I'm searching, she starts telling me about some kind of magic and how witches corrupt men. I laugh at this. To which she says, "What if I'm a witch too, and you're laughing for nothing?" I answer that Buddha protects me from witches.
The minibus stops, and it turns out it's not a minibus, but a bus carrying witches women (everyone on the bus is a woman) to a plant/Factory. Whether to work or for a tour. The location transforms into a deserted industrial-looking alley, and suddenly winter arrives. The "boss" appears (for convenience, let's call her Galina Petrovna); in the dream, her appearance was read as one of the strange professors from my first university.
On her command, all the women exit the bus, leaving only one (presumably Mary), either to guard the bus so I don't steal it, or to guard me so I don't escape. I continue chatting with her; she is openly flirting and suggests a date. I laugh and reply that I'll think about it, but only if she plays the flute for me right there in the bus. Which she does, lol. Of course, someone interrupts the process. She asks if I'll now go on a date with her. I laugh and reply that I won't go on a date with a girl who does things like that on the very first day of meeting. Mary, of course, gets "offended" and starts screaming HARASSMENT VIOLENCE HELP!!! I show no emotion. Galina Petrovna runs over, Mary complains about me, accusing me of harassment and sexual violence. The boss replies that I will definitely be punished, we just need to wait until the lawyers sort out the matter. I shrug my shoulders, say that I need to wash up, and go somewhere. I am not stopped; the location changes to some kind of sanatorium, with all the accompanying infrastructure.
Finding a shower, washing up, and wrapping myself in a towel, I step out into the corridor (apparently, that's how I got to the shower) and see some high school students. I ask them which floor this is; they answer that it's the third. I realize that I needed the fourth and that I ended up on the sanatorium floor where students are vacationing. I shrug my shoulders and head for the exit to go up to the fourth. Schoolgirls pass by, look at me, and giggle; I don't care.
Eventually, I start wandering through the building and end up in an office space where some distinguished men in suits are sitting at a semicircular table. Opposite the men is a large TV, and on it is a presentation for the new Mortal Kombat. I sit down with them. One of them, pointing at me, asks another: "What the hell is this?" (I'm still in just a towel and wet). They start discussing something in whispers. I, in turn, inform them that it was my father who gave them the money to develop the game, and if I don't like it, they'll lose their jobs. The guys suddenly become very polite. Then the doors open and more men in suits enter. One of them turns out to be my friend from university. I'm surprised how he got here. It turns out he won some MK tournament and was invited to the presentation of the new game. I shrug my shoulders, say goodbye to him, and leave to continue wandering the building.
I find myself in an office corridor. An angry Mary is walking back and forth there. Seeing me, she runs up and, giggling maliciously, tells me that they'll deal with me, that I'll be imprisoned for rape. And her lawyer will be that cool lady over there, pointing to a large portrait hanging on the wall (it was some blonde in a business suit, most likely a character from the Saul series). I shrug my shoulders; someone calls me into Galina Petrovna's office. But it turns out she's busy, and I'm left waiting in the corridor. The "raped" girl stands nearby and continues to gloat. Galina Petrovna comes out and announces that all charges are dropped, that there is no evidence, and generally, no one has time to deal with this. I shrug my shoulders; Mary gets angry and waves her arms. After this episode, the next one begins abruptly.
I'm now standing outside with Mary and two of her friends. Mary starts flirting with me again and talking about obscenities, hinting at a student day together with her friends. I laugh and suddenly make some witty remark about communists. Mary and her friends get very angry and try to attack me (well, it's no surprise they're communists; who else would play the flute voluntarily and with great pleasure, and then accuse someone of rape?). I run away from them, laughing merrily, jump on a horse, pull out a revolver, and start shooting at their feet. At first, they dance from the shots like in cartoons, and then they run away. And I, to a song where communists hang from trees, ride off into the sunset.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт