Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Working without breaks, only at the Necropolis, and even then not always.
They would probably put you in front of a computer at a wedding agency and have you edit something or review it.

I’m not asking for a job without any room for growth. It’s just obvious that a wedding agency is the limit. Besides, weddings disgust me. I’d even find it easier to work in the porn industry.
Throughout the time I’ve been on job search websites, I haven’t seen a single vacancy in companies that make monuments. I even Googled them in our city and checked their websites, but there were no vacancies there either. I need to check periodically, maybe they will appear.

they would probably put you in front of a computer and have you edit something or review things

Their job posting says what needs to be done.

I walked through my neighborhood yesterday, an area I hadn't visited in a long time, and saw that the Lenin monument had been removed.

And today, they already offered me a job at a WEDDING AGENCY! At a WEDDING agency! As if, instead of my gloomy face and depressing pictures in my resume, there was a cheerful person and flowers with suns.

On the contrary, I thought that gloomy goths/emos should work in a wedding agency, people who, at the very least, don't find happiness in interacting with people.
Has it ever happened that you watch a very funny movie, constantly smile, and by the end of the movie, your facial muscles get tired? And you no longer want to smile or laugh at anything, and you become... emotionless.
And these people are forced to go to work and smile publicly five days a week. Five out of seven days, every week, for many, many years! No matter how optimistic you are, I can't imagine that after five or six weddings, it wouldn't all turn into a disgusting routine for you. While smiling outwardly, inwardly you will be thinking about when it will all end, when all these people will get married and give you a well-deserved day off. And life will become unpleasant because unfamiliar people will demand that you give them all the few positive emotions that you accumulate over time, leaving nothing for yourself.
In this regard, it would be easy for you, Nebo, and this job wouldn't change anything for you. You can't take away what you've already lost. You are the ideal candidate.

https://www.ruki-serdza.com.ua/

Considering that the job posting has been up for quite some time, they are likely just having trouble finding the right person. And judging by the technical requirements, I would be a good fit, but I don't meet the other criteria.

No one has ever humiliated Haven like this.

Yes, Ment knows how.

https://www.ruki-serdza.com.ua/

Considering that the job posting has been up for quite some time, they probably just can't find the right person. And judging by the technical requirements, I would be a good fit, but I don't meet the other criteria.

That group of five people at the top of the page looks... well, let's just say it's not impressive. No, Haven, this company isn't worthy of you.

That group of five people at the top of the page looks… well, let’s just say it’s not the most impressive.

What’s wrong with them? They’re just regular players…

Yes, Ment knows how.

He settled into his aristocratic, life-loving, health-conscious chair and belittles ordinary Hvsh players.

That group of people at the top of the page looks... well, questionable. No, Haven, this group isn't worthy of you.

At first, I thought it was the same woman from different angles, but then I saw your post and noticed that the men are different...

What's wrong with them? They're just regular players...

Did you mean show-offs with insincere smiles?))

What's wrong?) Just regular life-loving folks...

Well, if that's how you see them, then I understand your feelings about this class. Just don't compare them to me anymore.

Did you mean show-offs with insincere smiles?))

That's closer to the truth.

Well, if that's how you imagine them, then I understand your feelings towards this faction. Just don't compare them to me anymore.

Yeah, and don't compare me to them either.

I don't understand one thing in Ment's post – why smile? You're calculating how many bottles of vodka you need to buy, deciding where to hang the decorations, and arranging the chairs. It's not like you're standing behind a counter at McDonald's.

They’ve watched too many movies, so they’re making things up.