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#1956
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Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
I haven't read the original novel, but in any case, it's a good, beautifully made film. It surprises and keeps you on the edge of your seat.
8/10
 

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Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
I haven't read the original novel, but in any case, it's a good, well-directed film. It surprises and keeps you on the edge of your seat.
8/10
I would have given it a lower rating. Overall, it's not bad, but something is missing.

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#1958
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Death by Snoo-Snoo with Robots

This collection of short films caused quite a stir back in the day, and I initially didn't want to watch it, even though my friends from the creative chat group highly recommended it and practically forced me to watch it. But after a long time, I decided to give it a try (here should be a picture of Slowpoke).
I'll give a brief impression of each short film separately, without pluses or minuses.

About underground monster fights: a movie for mommy's feminists. Evil men, a poor girl who is very brutal, a little bit of lesbianism, everything is "for adults" and so on. The monster design is very cool, but otherwise it's geared towards its target audience as much as possible, and it didn't appeal to me. 3/10.
About three robots: very cool, funny, interesting, and not pointless. I would gladly watch more about these guys, but alas. 9/10.
About a witness to a murder: some kind of arthouse film, I've never watched an arthouse movie, but this is definitely it. It tries to seem profound, but in reality, half of the screen time shows us a BDSM club (not that it's something bad) and a naked woman with an unshaven pussy. So-so, 1/10.
About rednecks in mechs: I don't like the genre, but the setting is quite interesting, and I would like to know more - at least the backstory. Plus, the graphics are like a game, and I might play it a little. Very good, but still not quite my thing. 7/10.
About Dracula on steroids: well, just an action movie. Good, but pointless. It's good for watching with a beer. 6/10.
About yogurt: somehow it feels a little unfinished, I think. The idea is great, but it should have been developed more tastily (ha-ha). 7/10.
About lost astronauts: it's in my style, I really like it. Although it's still too creepy - I prefer more light and optimistic things. But as a random short film with random characters, it's great. 9/10.
About a steampunk kitsune: excellent in every way, it's practically begging for a full-fledged series, the theme is very fertile, the setting is amazing, you can turn it in any direction, it's incredibly delicious. 9/10.
About an old man in a junkyard: cool, but somehow weak and dirty. 4/10.
About werewolves: good, but not wow, simple. 6/10.
About an astronaut: brutal, of course, but not very impressive. 5/10.
About fish: aesthetically pleasing and pleasant overall, but somehow strange. 6/10.

I'll watch the rest tomorrow and make a general conclusion.
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#1959
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Leave No Trace



At first, it seems that the characters are not well-developed, but I think this is done intentionally to deepen their desocialization. Especially the father, who is beyond help, unlike the girl, who is capable and wants to live, rather than endlessly wander aimlessly. Overall, it's sad, not bad, but not great.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1960
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The Neon Demon



Hmm, this movie was worth watching just for the lesbian necrophilia scene, hmm (no). But overall, it's a very beautiful film. Now Refn is officially one of my favorite directors. The last three of his films that I've watched remind me of Rothko's paintings. They also have something that captivates you, something that's impossible to describe in words. And there's no need to. Words are garbage.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1961
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The Hunt



Why is Mikkelsen so good? Overall, it's a good film, I enjoyed it.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1962
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Kubo and the Two Strings ("Kubo and two strings", 2016, USA, known as "Kubo: A Samurai Legend" in our region)
Ples recommended it a long time ago, but I only watched it now.
Quite good, it turned out to be an interesting fairy tale, and in my opinion, it's quite heartwarming. With a touch of sadness, of course.
There were a few cool moments, a couple of cool phrases, not many characters, but I liked them. However, it's worth noting that it seemed a bit too childish to me and not very well-developed, which is a minus. It probably would have resonated more with me in the past.
7/10
 

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#1963
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Drakkosha
Death by Snoo-Snoo with Robots

This collection of short films was quite popular at the time, and I initially didn't want to watch it, even though my friends from the creative chat group highly recommended it and practically forced me to watch it. But after a long time, I decided to give it a try (here should be a picture of Slowpoke).
I'll give a brief impression of each short film separately, without any pluses or minuses.

About underground monster fights: a movie for mommy's feminists. Evil men, a poor girl who is very brutal, a little bit of lesbianism, everything is "for adults" and so on. The monster design is very cool, but otherwise it's mostly tailored to its target audience, and I didn't like it. 3/10.
About three robots: very cool, funny, interesting, and not pointless. I would gladly watch more about these guys, but alas. 9/10.
About the witness to a murder: some kind of arthouse, I've never watched arthouse movies, but this is definitely it. It tries to seem profound, but in reality, half of the screen time shows us a BDSM club (not that it's something bad) and a naked woman with an unshaven pubic area. So-so, 1/10.
About rednecks in mechs: I don't like the genre, but the setting is quite interesting, and I would like to know more - at least the backstory. + the graphics are like a game, I might play it a little. Very good, but still not quite my thing. 7/10.
About Dracula on steroids: well, just an action movie. Good, but pointless. It's good for watching with a beer. 6/10.
About yogurt: it feels a little unfinished, I think. The idea is normal, but it should have been developed more tastily (ha-ha). 7/10.
About lost astronauts: it's in my style, I really like it. Although it's still too creepy - I prefer more light and optimistic things. But as a random short film with random characters, it's great. 9/10.
About the steampunk kitsune: excellent in all respects, it's practically begging for a full-fledged series, the theme is very fertile, the setting is amazing, you can turn it in any direction, it's incredibly delicious. 9/10.
About the old man in the junkyard: cool, but somehow weak and dirty. 4/10.
About werewolves: good, but not wow, it's okay to watch with a beer. 6/10.
About the astronaut: brutal, of course, but not very impressive. 5/10.
About the fish: aesthetically pleasing and pleasant overall, but somehow strange. 6/10.

I'll watch the rest tomorrow and give an overall impression.
It didn't quite turn out to be "tomorrow," but whatever, I finished watching your LDR.
About the lucky ship: an average action movie, but the plot is quite cute. Also, the heroine is properly feminist, unlike the first episode. Just a nondescript-looking female soldier without unnecessary pomp and fuss. 6/10.
About the artist: it reminded me a lot of Asimov, whom I adore, so 9/10.
About the robot bikers from Mars: simple, but soulful, I would like to know this friendly group better. 8/10. Also, this episode was apparently made by our team.
About the vegetables forgotten in the refrigerator: this is an adaptation of my favorite joke! I've been waiting for it for two years! In fact, it's nothing special, but I can't give it less than 8/10.
About how they killed Hitler: m-m-m, and this is a delicious thing of a different kind, Doctor, Star Trek, and all that stuff. For such a fertile theme, it's somehow too short and too silly. But I had a good laugh, so let it be 9/10.
About SCP-610: Cool. Even for a Russian person, the setting is exotic. But overall, it doesn't really grab me, I'll add a little for the color and the minimum amount of clichés, 7/10.

Overall... Well, 7/10, I guess. The material is very diverse, and even if something really, really appeals to you, there is catastrophically little of it. Half of the episodes, mostly from the ones I liked, look like pilots for some series, but there are no series themselves. You can watch the whole collection for fun, and you're sure to find something that everyone will like. I liked a few stories, but I desperately needed more screen time, so I didn't appreciate the amazing coolness and genius. Good, interesting, diverse, but nothing more.
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Yes.
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#1966
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Pokémon: Detective Pikachu
As someone not very familiar with the setting, I enjoyed it. It's not exactly amazing; much of it is quite predictable, and in some places, even surprisingly so, but it's still a good story. Pikachu's charisma carries it a lot. And yes, the genre is definitely not detective; it's more of an adventure.
Sometimes you wonder, if people who are already familiar with the universe watch it, won't they find it extremely boring to watch the same Pokémon for the hundred and fiftieth time (or, if you count honestly, the thousandth five hundredth time)? In any case, that doesn't concern me.
6/10

The Monster ("L'animal" with Belmondo)
A comedy where it's hard to predict the main character's next move. It's about relationships and physical injuries. It's fun. But, like many films of that time, towards the end, you feel a slight drag.
The question of why the main character so persistently pursues a rather unpleasant main character remained unanswered for me... He's not exactly a saint himself, of course, but still.
7/10
 

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#1967
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Everest

+ It's incredibly beautiful, and I love the nature of those places, both ours and the Chinese, it has a special kind of magic *_* The story itself is sweet, warm, and cozy, the characters are good, and the yeti is absolutely adorable.
- The plot is as simple as a slipper and incredibly predictable, and there aren't enough stunning locations for a wow effect.
= 7/10, watch it in the cinema on a big screen because the best part is the graphics and locations. Overall, the cartoon is very light, pleasant, and perfect for relaxing, but it doesn't aim for anything more.
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#1968
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The Dragon Prince, Season 3 (USA)
They just released the entire season all at once? That's quite something.
It's a cool animated series, and the season is also cool. What can you criticize it for? There's a bit too much childishness in places. There was also one scene that, to be honest, was a bit off-putting. Some opportunities for developing the crisis were missed (I like crises in works, haha).
On the other hand, we learn about part of the past, and it's really well-thought-out. The interaction between the main characters is something I really enjoy. And Rayla is still adorable.
I also want to note how professionally the creators set up Chekhov's guns and then use them.
This season, unlike the previous ones, doesn't leave a feeling of incompleteness, meaning that now, when the total number of seasons is three, they basically look like one complete story. Overall, I enjoyed it, and I'm looking forward to the continuation.
8/10
 

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#1969
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Joker



Well, what can I say... it doesn't quite reach the level of art-house cinema, but if you compare it to other comic book movies, it's definitely one of the best I've seen. So, overall, it's good. I could have watched it in the cinema, but my mom didn't want to go to see this movie. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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I didn't like it; it's like some kind of schizophrenic diary.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.