Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

So, is this a memorial to Drakkosha, whom we lost? :(

Are you one of those players who rushes the center on Labyrinth by the third week?

How could you even think that? I'm one of those players who

In our fifth grade, casual players didn't pay attention to stats, except for the occasional fanboyish squeal: "The Archangel has 30 attack, he's the best!"

Just kidding, I'm not *that* much of a noob, but I mostly play casually.

I was just thinking, if I were a cute Asian girl and Rheven had Luke's looks, we would be the perfect couple.

a Japanese- or Korean-speaking Asian woman.

She came, shattered the dreams of yet another group of Heroes players, and moved on.

It’s funny because when I was about sixteen, I looked a bit like him.

Ah, well, I have a typically rural face. I even found a painting by some artist from the 19th century, and it's a perfect likeness of me – a girl from a Russian village.

I even saved it, although without the title or the author's name, but here it is.

Indeed, it looks very similar.

And I have a typically rustic face.

The way of speaking is also the same, as far as I remember.

Actually, among my ancestors on my mother's side, there were indeed peasants, including some from the Donetsk-Luhansk steppes. As for my father's side, there were some minor nobles, and I also heard a cool story that during the Civil War, some of them fought for the Whites, and others for the Reds. In short, I'm not much of a Korean, only hardcore plastic surgery can help.

A true Russian woman. She will stop a burning house and fearlessly charge into battle.

He'll go straight in, full speed ahead.

I don't want to know.

It's funny because when I was about sixteen, I looked a bit like him.

Did Revan fulfill his fantasy and become a (Korean) girl?

Almost everyone had noble ancestors or, at the very least, wealthy landowners, but then those damned Soviets came and ruined everything.

I haven't had them. I am a descendant of simple peasants and workers, and I am also just a simple working man.

I only have them partially, mostly peasants.

A stress-relief pillow with foam balls just randomly fell on me, maybe you understand what I mean. Anyway, it's way better than any fidget spinner.