Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I was just thinking, if I were a cute Asian girl and Rheven had Luke's looks, we would be the perfect couple.

a Japanese- or Korean-speaking Asian woman.

She came, shattered the dreams of yet another group of Heroes players, and moved on.

It’s funny because when I was about sixteen, I looked a bit like him.

Ah, well, I have a typically rural face. I even found a painting by some artist from the 19th century, and it's a perfect likeness of me – a girl from a Russian village.

I even saved it, although without the title or the author's name, but here it is.

Indeed, it looks very similar.

And I have a typically rustic face.

The way of speaking is also the same, as far as I remember.

Actually, among my ancestors on my mother's side, there were indeed peasants, including some from the Donetsk-Luhansk steppes. As for my father's side, there were some minor nobles, and I also heard a cool story that during the Civil War, some of them fought for the Whites, and others for the Reds. In short, I'm not much of a Korean, only hardcore plastic surgery can help.

A true Russian woman. She will stop a burning house and fearlessly charge into battle.

He'll go straight in, full speed ahead.

I don't want to know.

It's funny because when I was about sixteen, I looked a bit like him.

Did Revan fulfill his fantasy and become a (Korean) girl?

Almost everyone had noble ancestors or, at the very least, wealthy landowners, but then those damned Soviets came and ruined everything.

I haven't had them. I am a descendant of simple peasants and workers, and I am also just a simple working man.

I only have them partially, mostly peasants.

A stress-relief pillow with foam balls just randomly fell on me, maybe you understand what I mean. Anyway, it's way better than any fidget spinner.

Psst, Raven, check this out. The latest trend in Japanese fashion.

The cutouts are in the wrong place.