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"Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets."
I never thought I'd go to the cinema, but something made me do it. I decided to go to a random movie and ended up watching this one. What can I say? At first, I saw some boy hugging a girl and thought about leaving. But then it turned out to be SCIENCE FICTION. The gist: a general destroyed an entire planet and decided to cover it up. However, the inhabitants of that planet didn't like it. Lots of various trash of varying degrees of severity, a mandatory modest kiss at the end, despite the abundance of half-naked bodies, Rihanna, who somehow ended up there. Later it turned out that the movie was based on a comic book from 1967, and the actors are married. It's probably worth watching only for the visuals.
4 out of 10.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
"Moana." A typical Disney cartoon, yes. The premise is interesting, the main character is average, but the secondary character I really liked. And she sings well, too. Well, and the ending is... It could have been better, although there is something interesting about it.
I'll explain about the main character with spoiler tags. In short, everything comes too easily to Moana,
I saw some kind of hint of a Mary Sue. All the obstacles are very "conditional." Well, and the hand-held water elemental – with something like that, even I could save the world.
7/10. +1 point for you, Maui. Because you are magnificent.
"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice." I didn't expect anything from the movie except to see with my own eyes the trendy memes of the time. Well, that is, not trendy anymore... Oh, well. The point is, I was wrong. The first half of the film is surprisingly interesting detective cinema. Not in the sense that there are unexpected twists and villains unknown in advance, but in the intrigues that unfold, how the motivation of people is shown. Almost everyone is shown to be weak to some extent. And this is really pleasing, because spherical characters are tiring, you can go to Disney cartoons for them. To the point that they often act in a terribly illogical way. But... people are really like that. But the motivations are traceable.
With the exception of Luthor. This guy really just looks like a patient from a mental hospital, unfortunately. He left me with a completely different impression in other DC works.
Well, and the end of the film is a brawl in the best traditions of comic book films, as we all love. Of course, I think this part is weaker, but on the other hand, after such a long film, a break is objectively needed.
9/10
The ocean helps her very selectively, actually. By the way, we don't get any answers to the question "why." I can say the same about Maui, by the way. Why didn't he try to fly from the other side, where Te Kā wasn't standing? He could have easily done it; it would have been quite possible for him. Yes, he wouldn't have found Te Fiti there, but that's just a detail. However, I don't agree with the "Mary Sue" aspect. Well, the ocean helps her occasionally, yes. But what else? She mainly differs in her strength of character. Otherwise, she just learned to sail during the film. Does that make her a Mary Sue? Her plan to get past Te Kā would have ended in death if it weren't for Maui.
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And others are writing the same. That’s what you get when you make a film adaptation of a great novel!
but it's highly predictable, about 95%.
My friend watched it and said it was complete garbage.
Is the 5% unpredictability the fact that the pig is only present at the very beginning of the film, contrary to the posters?
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My friend watched it and said it was complete garbage. Added 34 seconds later And others are writing the same. And this is an adaptation of a great novel!