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He's being rude, and I'm supposed to take pictures with him? He can go to hell.

I should have smashed his face. May God forgive me.

I took a picture, and as a farewell, I would have showered him with all the proletarian hatred.

He's being rude, and I'm supposed to take pictures with him? Go away.

I would have replied, "Okay, let's take a picture together, you little triangle head."

I was late for the bus.

That's right.

I've been subscribed to this channel since 2012.

Oh my god, this is so awesome.... My happiness is sold in 0.5-liter bottles.

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I want to try smoking weed again. What do you guys think is better, a bong or a joint?

Heroine.

Have you ever tried heroin, Sky?

I spent a little over a year there. If it weren't for my parents and a good addiction specialist (I still occasionally communicate with him), I would have died by now.

Explain – what is the purpose of electric stoves, and why would anyone use them in a country rich in oil and gas?

And do you often encounter multi-story, post-Soviet apartment buildings with a gas pipe?

I don't know, this is the first time I've experienced something like this. And after using this stove for a few days, I realized that you can't cook (properly) on it. Of course, I don't deny that maybe I just got a bad unit, but based on how it works, I don't really believe that.

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Seriously, I woke up exactly at six, spent five minutes doing nothing, drank some water, and went to cook – and it's already 9:09 AM, and I haven't even eaten yet.

Is it not possible to cook properly on a gas stove, or is that what you mean?
I've seen many houses, but only about 10% of them had gas pipes; no one installs them in modern homes anymore. Unless it's in villages where every penny saved is important (and even there, they usually don't have pipes, but rather buy gas cylinders, for example). An electric stove is much simpler and more convenient, and it's also less of a fire hazard.

In short, you turn the thing, press the button/bring a source of fire close, and a hot, blue light appears – that’s normal. You turn the thing, and the round part becomes hot – that’s not normal.