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They said the exact opposite.

Damn, as an old shaman fan, I'm disappointed that I was misinformed.

And praise the Emperor.

Death to the corpse-emperor!

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Yeah, I could easily take down your Deathwing. I buffed him with Bloodlust and destroyed an entire Alliance base.

And who hasn't?

Blizzard cares about the moral values of the younger generation.

Wow, what a news, it turns out Blizzard is thinking about moral values. But what about the naked women and the promotion of Satanism in Diablo 1?

Wow, that's quite a revelation, it turns out Blizzard is thinking about moral values. But what about the naked women and the promotion of Satanism in Diablo 1?

Those were the mistakes of youth.

Diablo has a “Mature” age rating, meaning it’s for ages 17 and up. World of Warcraft, on the other hand, is rated for ages 13 and up.

Death to the corpse-emperor!

House is triggered!

And who didn't?

All sorts of newfags like you.

All sorts of new players like you.

It's quite rude to say that to a fan of the timeline from the second game.

Sargeras, I believe, will be defeated in the final expansion pack. By the way, those who follow the comics know that a new hero is already ready – the son of Medivh and Garona, a new Guardian. And regarding Diablo 1, you're wrong – it's the only game officially approved by the Pope and the Vatican itself as a game promoting the fight against demons. Just so you know! P.S. Forget about Chaos and the Emperor. We, by the way, are 25-30 thousand years older than Slaanesh. And it's still unknown whether these limited weaklings will withstand the mighty and sophisticated gamer's mind if we were to live until those times.

By the way, those who follow the comics know that a new hero is already ready – the son of Medivh and Garona, a new Guardian.

Ah, it would have been better if Vanessa was made the main character. She still has a long way to go before she can match her father, but she's also a defias.

Isn't anyone fond of maces and clubs? Crushing skulls is awesome. All sorts of skeletons and other undead creatures.

Vanish, paladin.

I would like to try that too!
I would gather a group of friends, and together we would go clear out some dungeon. I remember in one of the Heroes of Might and Magic games (not in the official ones) I encountered a priest who was doing just that with a party.

Did you play Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor? There, 3/4 of the enemies are undead with 50% resistance to slashing and piercing damage, so everyone uses maces and clubs, and clerics with Turn Undead are absolute beasts. The only exception is the coolest two-handed weapon in the game because it's +6 with a bunch of bonuses, and its base damage isn't 2d6, but 4d6! True, the game only has combat, but maybe that's for the better. P.S. Clerics, not paladins, are more likely to use clubs. Even Blizzard, despite seemingly giving paladins bludgeoning weapons from game to game (scepters in Diablo 2, maces in Warcraft and WoW), contradict themselves by making swords the coolest paladin weapon, and Ashbringer is a prime example. P.P.S. Bludgeoning is cool, but I still prefer swords. P.P.P.S. You can crush skulls with more than just skeletons...

making swords the coolest Paladin weapon, and Ashbringer is a prime example.

And Frostmourne! By the way, the legendary Orc weapon is a hammer.

Frostmourne is not a Paladin weapon. The initial idea was for it to be a Paladin weapon.

Frostmourne is not a Paladin weapon.

It was sarcasm. Although Arthas was still a Paladin for some time while using it. But, considering the Scourge, that's not surprising.