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At least, when I visit your site once every month and a half.

Oh, right. Skype. But somehow, it's not nearly as cool there as it is in Haven.

Are there no captions taking up half the screen?

I'm not afraid of jellyfish, probably because they've never stung me (to the point of burns). And I swim calmly among them (there are whole hordes of them; I can't even do one breaststroke without touching a jellyfish or at least seeing it).

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No, it's just not as fun. At least, not for me.

Jellyfish

Klov, try melting them in the sun.

As a child, I loved swimming, but now I don't enjoy it as much. Even though I'm a swimmer with a rank, albeit not a high one.

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I don't like to cause pain to living creatures (I only enjoy it in fantasies and only to humans and humanoids), so I won't melt a jellyfish in the sun.

Klov, try melting them in the sun.

I remember some nasty Egyptians catching these jellyfish, pulling them out of the water, and throwing them on the sand to die. By the way, they haven't evolved that much from these jellyfish, so they probably don't have the right to treat them like that.

Green Ment

What's up with the forum today? It's lagging and glitching again.

Why specifically the Egyptians? So many people are making [them].

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Green Ent.

Klovik, wouldn't you like to play against Termik? You seemed eager to become a hero.

I don’t want to and I can’t.

I will help you tomorrow.

You won't get any help from me. And neither will Terminator. Suffer.

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My mom says I look like Jesus with my hair. But I haven't heard of Jesus wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt with Bender drinking beer and listening to metal. Including anti-religious metal.

Jesus had a beard, and you're as smooth as someone's backside. People used to tell me I looked like a deacon because of my beard and long, greasy hair. But that was a while ago, and it was when I was at home, because I don't go out looking like that.

Were you afraid that the local thugs would beat you up?

Ugh, greasy hair, you LOSER!!!