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What shall we name the establishment?
A sliced loaf with internet access! Awesome, I want one for myself.
I have a couch, not a loaf.)
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Just imagine, my internet connection dropped, but I just take out my sliced loaf and continue playing Unreal.
Mortulus didn't give me the pet.
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Mortulus didn't give me the rooster.
yeah, I can imagine you running around the apartment with a baguette, and it provides access to the internet.
You can spin me around.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Look how smart he is, he thought he could steal a tomato and get away with it.
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Don't try to provoke me.
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People need to eat those tomatoes! If you steal a tomato, some child will go hungry and die!
Better not try it, it's not very good.
Well, I finally installed Skyrim. I have to say, it's a decent game, but it could have been better – especially the nature; those three-polygon trees are already outdated. I also didn't really like the combat system – arrows fly straight to the target, no matter how hard you pull the bowstring, and melee combat is limited to just swinging, power attacks, and blocking. Even Heroes 3 had more variety in that regard. And they put me in jail for stealing a tomato :3
The character generator hasn't advanced much since the previous installment. The menu is primitive, and the interface is generally awful and unfriendly. I ran around for a few hours, thinking that at least the main quest should be interesting. I got to those old "shouters," and when they started trying to sell me something and train me to shout, it became too boring, so I turned it off and haven't played it since.
I also didn't like the combat system very much - arrows fly straight to the target, no matter how hard you pull the bowstring, and sword fighting is limited to just swinging, a power attack, and blocking.