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17 years ago
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I congratulate beautiful ladies
On spring sunshine and birdsong
And on the high, clear blue sky.
May a gentle smile
Serve as an adornment for your faces,
A tender gleam in your eyes.
My gift may seem insignificant – just a postcard.
But it’s a sign that I think of you!
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17 years ago
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From the bottom of my heart, I congratulate all the beautiful ladies on their professional holiday! I wish you health, love, happiness, good luck, and strength, our WONDERFUL LADIES!
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17 years ago
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I congratulate all the girls, young ladies, women, and grandmothers of our forum and wish you beauty, health, and eternal youth (it may seem funny now, but in about 30 years, you'll remember this wish...), and simply, human happiness. Happy holidays! :)
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17 years ago
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Congratulations to all women on this holiday!)))
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17 years ago
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I join in congratulating the female members of the forum and *Bugrchchrnrvtsayl*! ^___^
In reply to Dr Motor
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17 years ago
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TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME,
EVEN BETTER THAN NEW YEAR'S.
YOU BROUGHT ME A WONDERFUL COMPOTE IN BED THIS MORNING.
I COULDN'T FIND ANY COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN.
IT'S ON THE SHELF, WHERE IT ALWAYS IS.
YOU COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT, OF COURSE.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU POURED THE COMPOTE INTO A GLASS
WITH A CHIP ON THE SIDE.
YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T FIND A CUP.
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
AFTER ALL, I DID MY BEST YESTERDAY
TO HIDE EVERYTHING THAT I DON'T WANT TO BREAK.
SO THAT TODAY I COULD BE THE MOST KIND
AND PATIENT.

YOU SPILLED HALF A GLASS OF COMPOTE
ON THE BED.
DON'T WORRY, DARLING, IT'S OKAY.
NOW, HAND ME THE GLASS.
I'LL FINISH IT WITH A SMILE,
AND I'LL BE GRATEFUL.
AND AS FOR THE NEW SHEET...
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.

DID YOU MAKE FRIED EGGS?!?
IS THIS WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE?
EVEN IF THERE'S SHELL IN IT,
I'LL CHEW IT.
OH, AND WHAT'S THIS? MIMOSA?
WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT?
AH, YESTERDAY? AND YOU HID IT SO WELL?
WERE YOU TRYING TO SURPRISE ME?

WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT?
YES? IN YOUR SUNDAY SUIT?
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED!
(I'LL CLEAN IT IN MY FREE TIME.)
WILL YOU WASH ALL THE DISHES YOURSELF?
TWO PLATES? BANG! ONE.
DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
THE BROOM IS STANDING IN THE CORNER.

YOU'RE SO NICE TODAY,
IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
ARE YOU GETTING READY TO GO TO MY MOM'S?
I BARELY RECOGNIZE YOU!
CALLING MY MOTHER-IN-LAW "MOM"? THAT'S GREAT!
I COULDN'T HAVE EVEN DREAMED OF IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CARRY ME,
IT'S BETTER TO HOLD MY HAND.

I DIDN'T FLINCH ONCE,
I SMILED THE WHOLE TIME.
I DIDN'T SAY "IDIOT,"
OR "CLUMSY," OR "JERK."
IT'S A GOOD THING THEY DIDN'T DECIDE
TO EXTEND WOMEN'S DAY.

BECAUSE IT'S REALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO PUT UP WITH THIS FOR LONG.
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17 years ago
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I want to congratulate the best half of the forum! Stay beautiful and smart! :)
In reply to Нэйко
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17 years ago
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I don't know what this holiday is for, but I congratulate you :)

In reply to Wistrit
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17 years ago
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Happy holidays to all the wonderful women! ;)
17 years ago
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Dear girls, I want to wish you, first of all, patience... because without it, things just won't work with us, guys. But seriously, I wish you happiness in your personal life, good health, creative success in your work and studies, and also enjoyable gameplay.
I recently read a poem that was truly written from the author's heart.

Women, you are so beautiful!
This toast, my dears, is for you -
Lovely and fairytale-like divas
With a rainbow of sparkling eyes.

Created from air and fairy tales,
Shouldn't we carry you on our hands?
We wish you love and affection,
And, of course, joy in your eyes.

You are gentle and beautiful, like roses.
We promise to take care of you, my dears:
We'll open an umbrella when storms come,
If an enemy arrives, we'll draw a mighty sword.

The stronger sex, let's raise our glasses higher,
A toast to you - our beloved women,
And so that the knights
Give you all their tenderness from the bottom of their hearts!
17 years ago
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Dear ladies! Happy holidays! May success always be with you, and may joy and happiness be everywhere!
In reply to Nagan-4
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17 years ago
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Dear ladies, happy holidays! May spring always bloom in your hearts! :)
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17 years ago
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I would like to congratulate that small portion of the fairer sex who fight on the battlefields on equal footing with men :) and wish them all the best! Love and be loved :)
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17 years ago
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I join in the congratulations, thank you for being here and making life less boring.
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17 years ago
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SEM_56
Thank you for being here, and life isn't so boring anymore...
Yeah... :D I also join in the congratulations!

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