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TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME,
EVEN BETTER THAN NEW YEAR'S.
YOU BROUGHT ME A WONDERFUL COMPOTE IN BED THIS MORNING.
I COULDN'T FIND ANY COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN.
IT'S ON THE SHELF, WHERE IT ALWAYS IS.
YOU COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT, OF COURSE.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU POURED THE COMPOTE INTO A GLASS
WITH A CHIP ON THE SIDE.
YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T FIND A CUP.
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
AFTER ALL, I DID MY BEST YESTERDAY
TO HIDE EVERYTHING THAT I DON'T WANT TO BREAK.
SO THAT TODAY I COULD BE THE MOST KIND
AND PATIENT.
YOU SPILLED HALF A GLASS OF COMPOTE
ON THE BED.
DON'T WORRY, DARLING, IT'S OKAY.
NOW, HAND ME THE GLASS.
I'LL FINISH IT WITH A SMILE,
AND I'LL BE GRATEFUL.
AND AS FOR THE NEW SHEET...
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
DID YOU MAKE FRIED EGGS?!?
IS THIS WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE?
EVEN IF THERE'S SHELL IN IT,
I'LL CHEW IT.
OH, AND WHAT'S THIS? MIMOSA?
WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT?
AH, YESTERDAY? AND YOU HID IT SO WELL?
WERE YOU TRYING TO SURPRISE ME?
WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT?
YES? IN YOUR SUNDAY SUIT?
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED!
(I'LL CLEAN IT IN MY FREE TIME.)
WILL YOU WASH ALL THE DISHES YOURSELF?
TWO PLATES? BANG! ONE.
DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
THE BROOM IS STANDING IN THE CORNER.
YOU'RE SO NICE TODAY,
IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
ARE YOU GETTING READY TO GO TO MY MOM'S?
I BARELY RECOGNIZE YOU!
CALLING MY MOTHER-IN-LAW "MOM"? THAT'S GREAT!
I COULDN'T HAVE EVEN DREAMED OF IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CARRY ME,
IT'S BETTER TO HOLD MY HAND.
I DIDN'T FLINCH ONCE,
I SMILED THE WHOLE TIME.
I DIDN'T SAY "IDIOT,"
OR "CLUMSY," OR "JERK."
IT'S A GOOD THING THEY DIDN'T DECIDE
TO EXTEND WOMEN'S DAY.
BECAUSE IT'S REALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO PUT UP WITH THIS FOR LONG.
EVEN BETTER THAN NEW YEAR'S.
YOU BROUGHT ME A WONDERFUL COMPOTE IN BED THIS MORNING.
I COULDN'T FIND ANY COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN.
IT'S ON THE SHELF, WHERE IT ALWAYS IS.
YOU COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT, OF COURSE.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU POURED THE COMPOTE INTO A GLASS
WITH A CHIP ON THE SIDE.
YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T FIND A CUP.
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
AFTER ALL, I DID MY BEST YESTERDAY
TO HIDE EVERYTHING THAT I DON'T WANT TO BREAK.
SO THAT TODAY I COULD BE THE MOST KIND
AND PATIENT.
YOU SPILLED HALF A GLASS OF COMPOTE
ON THE BED.
DON'T WORRY, DARLING, IT'S OKAY.
NOW, HAND ME THE GLASS.
I'LL FINISH IT WITH A SMILE,
AND I'LL BE GRATEFUL.
AND AS FOR THE NEW SHEET...
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
DID YOU MAKE FRIED EGGS?!?
IS THIS WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE?
EVEN IF THERE'S SHELL IN IT,
I'LL CHEW IT.
OH, AND WHAT'S THIS? MIMOSA?
WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT?
AH, YESTERDAY? AND YOU HID IT SO WELL?
WERE YOU TRYING TO SURPRISE ME?
WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT?
YES? IN YOUR SUNDAY SUIT?
I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED!
(I'LL CLEAN IT IN MY FREE TIME.)
WILL YOU WASH ALL THE DISHES YOURSELF?
TWO PLATES? BANG! ONE.
DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
THE BROOM IS STANDING IN THE CORNER.
YOU'RE SO NICE TODAY,
IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
ARE YOU GETTING READY TO GO TO MY MOM'S?
I BARELY RECOGNIZE YOU!
CALLING MY MOTHER-IN-LAW "MOM"? THAT'S GREAT!
I COULDN'T HAVE EVEN DREAMED OF IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CARRY ME,
IT'S BETTER TO HOLD MY HAND.
I DIDN'T FLINCH ONCE,
I SMILED THE WHOLE TIME.
I DIDN'T SAY "IDIOT,"
OR "CLUMSY," OR "JERK."
IT'S A GOOD THING THEY DIDN'T DECIDE
TO EXTEND WOMEN'S DAY.
BECAUSE IT'S REALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO PUT UP WITH THIS FOR LONG.