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5 years ago
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raspisnoy
This is all nonsense The description of the MC, who to play as, it's just gonna be awesome


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Is there a mentor??????
Apologies for the long answer!) You're right, there's no need to take everything too strictly or personally!) There is a mentor; you've probably found them by now)

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Antik
Played for two months and quit, it became uninteresting. And it's not about the stupid messages, but the map itself: the enemies are static and frankly weak. And after defeating the main villain, you get access to four winged heroes, and each has 99 top-tier monsters that you can either join or send to finish off the remaining scum (thanks to the cartographer nearby). In short, a sad picture emerges, and the desire to play vanishes completely. Of course, thanks to the author for the work, but one wonders, is it a Sisyphus task? Why spend strength and time on "obsessed" texts and confusing the game, when with such abilities you could have made a solid heroic-style map to please the community. However, perhaps the latter is not in the author's plans, especially if the head is occupied by something else entirely.

Greetings) Apologies for taking so long to reply) It means you didn't play according to the recommendations, which turned out to be easy ) Following the recommendations is much harder )



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Hello everyone, gentlemen!) Apologies for the long wait, I have little time ) I'll answer whoever I can, which is EVERYONE ) I don't make maps and I don't live by some templates, morals, or other boring things) I am who I am, ... I've seen and experienced a lot in life and it doesn't matter what ))) Yes, my humor is harsh, idiotic, and so on, but that's Life, some people are vulgar, some aren't, and you're all like critical old folks, where is the youthful impulse? ... well whatever, I don't want to judge anyone ))) AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ?) In a brutal war (like in this map), will there be room for some morals, COURTESY ? ))) NOOOOOOOO )) Everyone will be vulgar and uncouth and so on................ because everyone is on edge ) you probably just don't know how to immerse yourselves in the situation, maybe some people do )

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elizbar1967
Looked in the editor. The map interested me. But what's with the hero names? Dick Mark, Smoked, Moron, and so on. Drunks and junkies. Is there some special hidden meaning in this?

yes, there is a hidden meaning) many rulers are exactly like that!)



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elizbar1967
Not a "gopnik" map. Excellently playable map. I'm playing, I like it. Map in the style of the good old craziness of Heroes 4. Author! Remember! An ostrich is a BIRD!!! A bird, not what you think))

Oh, well at least one person was found who seems to understand the essence) Thanks for existing ) And as for the ostrich, I have no clue if it's a bird or not ))))))))



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elizbar1967

Did I say something about humor somewhere? I spoke about playability. I spoke about the craziness of some Heroes 4 map authors. And nothing more. I don't read the texts in this game, I don't like them. I play. I like playing. I don't know any BigBrazer. You might as well cite Petrosyan or Pavel Volya as examples. Humor is either there or it isn't. Try playing Look in two eyes! or Summons & Illusions. These are maps for Heroes 4. Then you might understand what heroic humor is. Or do you think the MC on every map must be a paladin of light or a cruel, scary Necromancer? Look at maps by Master, or Dyrman, or Menta. That's a sample of maps for Heroes 5. And Mrs. Mouzik's maps are a separate song entirely. And the main word in that song is PLAYABILITY.. Writing a bunch of scripts, creating a ton of quests and conditions doesn't mean the map is interesting and playable. Well, something like that. Constructive criticism and kindness from the heart are good. Sorry for the long post. No need to reply. And let's not fight.
Respectfully, Fosgen aka Elizbar1967.

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That's it. Even I, tolerant as I am, couldn't take it. Author! What does "It will rise and reach the sky" mean—is it the Colossus's dick? Seriously? These aren't texts, it's the delusions of a teenager with sperm-toxicity. It's interesting to play, but who are the texts for??? This is fuck...

))))))))))))))))))))))))) xDDDDDDDD )) lolllll ) well, something like that ) At least it's interesting to play )) as for the texts, to each their own ))) what if a teenager plays and has a laugh at the texts xDDD ) I'm just a madman, I don't look at everything flatly)



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vasik
Remembered similar maps from 4, saw the comments, actually felt like playing, despite the Multiplayer)

I have absolutely no time for this, truthfully, but as soon as I do )

Definitely play it sometime ) if you're not too critical, you might like it )

5 years ago
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Is playing “according to recommendations” the same as not developing and hiding in a corner? I played as Haven, didn’t disable other players, but I still didn’t find the “fierce war” that was promised in this map. On the contrary, the enemies are static and frankly weak – all level 1, although they have a lot of units and parameters (even the main Necromancer is defeated without losses). By the way, the game doesn’t end because the author managed to cram a number of enemy castles into the mountains, which are inaccessible. Nevertheless, the author’s abilities are evident, and therefore I wish him creative success in the right direction.
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Antik
Is playing "according to recommendations" the same as not developing and hiding in a corner? I played as humans, didn't disable other players, but I still didn't find the "fierce war" that was promised in this map. On the contrary, the enemies are static and frankly weak – all level 1, although they have a lot of units and parameters (even the main necromancer is defeated without losses). By the way, the game doesn't end because the author managed to put a number of enemy castles in the mountains, which are inaccessible. Nevertheless, the author's abilities are evident, and therefore I wish him creative success in the right direction.

Thank you for the game, of course, I definitely overdid it. xD) Playing with the recommended mods, the map becomes much more challenging, and the level 1 enemies will seem strong because with the mods, development will be slow, and the neutrals will be quite strong... especially if you set the neutral strength to 110% in the rmmp mod, and there will be stacks of different creatures, not just the usual 7 against 1. I assume you played on the regular version 3.1 without mods. I played with the recommended mods and was blown away.

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4 years ago
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ATTENTION COMMUNITY and PLAYERS!!!

The map has undergone significant changes and improvements... the first version was raw... this is not what it was before, forget the previous version!!!
Recommendations from the community have been taken into account... Unnecessary humor has been removed, now it is more heroic and appropriate, and the names of the heroes and other descriptions have also been changed!
The map has been cleared of unnecessary effects; now it looks better and provides more FPS, but it still stutters a bit in the middle of a battle, but it is still playable!
The gameplay has been SERIOUSLY changed, and this is the most important thing! I processed the map with the RMMP mod, so now the battles will be much more difficult!
The game mechanics have been slightly changed; now it is a little more interesting to play!
And in general, there are many game improvements, and the difficulty has increased significantly! Now you won't be able to complete the map in 2 months (in terms of game time)

PLEASE FORGET the old version and try the new one; you will like it!!! =) Everything is for you! =)
4 years ago
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Hey! Which of the two attachments is the newest?
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4 years ago
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elizbar1967
Brother! Which of the two attachments is the newer one?

They are both new ))) there's just an English version and a Russian version.

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4 years ago
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MARKELL KRAMMER

 

They are both new ))) there's just an English version and a Russian version.


I've been playing for two hours. My brain is fried. Why is a cow that doesn't give milk a dead mare? What are you smoking, buddy?))

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I attack the demons. I win. A message pops up. Sir! The Light Elves have almost been defeated. Why the hell are the demons now Light Elves? Or is someone defeating them without me (hint)?
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elizbar1967

I've been playing for two hours. My brain is fried. Why is a cow that doesn't give milk a dead mare? What are you smoking, buddy?))

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I attack the demons. I win. A message pops up. Sir! The High Elves have almost been defeated. Why did the demons become High Elves? Or is someone defeating them without me (a hint)?

xDDDDD ))) well, this map is full of surprises ) so it's not boring xDDD ) so you don't get lazy )))

I was guided by the following logic.... ))) So, a cow that doesn't give milk is a dead mare, because it's dead and no longer produces milk ))) and a greedy cow doesn't give milk because it's just greedy, but in reality, it can still give milk xDDDDDDD ))

and the demons ended up there because the program put them there xDDDDDDDD )) it's fun 8) Maybe the remaining demons are finishing off the elves and reporting their successes to the new owner of the lands )))))))

so the owner of the land ordered the demons to finish off the elves in exchange for not killing them )))) xD

who are you playing as? how are things going? is it too difficult? what difficulty level are you on?)

4 years ago
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I'm playing as a Mage, my hero is at a good level, and I've completed half the map without any problems.
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elizbar1967
I'm playing as a Mage, my hero is at a good level, and I've completed half the map without any problems.

I see. Thanks for deciding to play again!

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