Old Hottabych caught a golden fish, and the fish realized that this was the end. A saying among young electricians: If it shocks you, it means it's the phase. Friday – in Russia, it's a holiday that is traditionally celebrated on Saturday and Sunday. On Monday, people start waiting for Friday in the morning; moreover, on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, they wait for Friday especially, trying to postpone all important tasks to the following week. The New Year is like Friday; people start waiting for it almost from January... A former McDonald's cashier now works in a pharmacy. - Cash register is free! What would you like to order? - I'd like a pack of condoms, please. - For here or to go? "Up to 20 years, with confiscation of property" – this is not a clause in the Criminal Code, but a brief summary of a mortgage agreement. Faster, stronger, higher. Slower, gentler, deeper. Added 18 hours 19 minutes ago Heh, Vanga's predictions :smile40: http://www.photokeep.org/v.php?id=67fd0e3aae0cc2d5b2621043af88cb6a.jpg