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- Doctor, should I bring slippers to the hospital?
- And what color are they?
- Why are the knives so dull in your restaurant?
- Because the kitchen cooks so terribly, and the prices are so high, the waiters refuse to work if the customers have sharp knives.
A grumpy producer, looking at the dejected film crew:
- So, whose brilliant idea was it to film this scene in the forest, with an actor dressed as a moose, on the opening day of moose hunting season?
I almost killed my wife today.
I come home, and there's a floppy disk attached to the refrigerator with a magnet, and a note:
"Honey, here's your floppy disk with the important documents you were looking for all evening yesterday"...
My friend just called, asked what I was doing, and I said I was taking Sveta to her dorm, and I've already driven around the ring three times. She's asleep, and I'm waiting for them to close her dorm. She said if we don't make it, she'll come to my place.
- And what color are they?
- Why are the knives so dull in your restaurant?
- Because the kitchen cooks so terribly, and the prices are so high, the waiters refuse to work if the customers have sharp knives.
A grumpy producer, looking at the dejected film crew:
- So, whose brilliant idea was it to film this scene in the forest, with an actor dressed as a moose, on the opening day of moose hunting season?
I almost killed my wife today.
I come home, and there's a floppy disk attached to the refrigerator with a magnet, and a note:
"Honey, here's your floppy disk with the important documents you were looking for all evening yesterday"...
My friend just called, asked what I was doing, and I said I was taking Sveta to her dorm, and I've already driven around the ring three times. She's asleep, and I'm waiting for them to close her dorm. She said if we don't make it, she'll come to my place.