I used to have a cat, and before that, another one...
Cats, darn it, don't live very long. That's why I don't get any pets.
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Although... I have a huge spider at home. It performs various useful functions.
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Also, they say you can chat with Cortana. I just don't know how to turn her on.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день