Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I just remembered something my mom told me. When I was a child in the hospital, I was jumping around and screaming that I was a cat, and a nurse was chasing me with a straitjacket and swearing, "Be human!!!11".
So, why am I telling this... All of you, little humans, are merely pathetic two-legged slaves to the fluffy overlords. Meow :3