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He's not to blame for this, just like he's not to blame for anything else. He's just an observer and has nothing to do with creating anything.

Inactivity is punishable by law, by the way.

For example, not reporting traitors to the Motherland. But I just mentioned it in passing.

I have no homeland, which means I can’t betray anyone!

Back to Gesh's favorite topic.

Is it a problem with my phone, or with the bear and the tree?

I would have given him a good beating if I had the chance. And then I would have eaten him.

Same here. If he's incapable of performing his divine duties properly, let him die a tormented death!

Oh, I don’t even know. I’d probably get married.

It’s clear that a fool is growing up.

Well, I said "probably."

Oh, I don't even know. I'd probably get married.

To whom?
I would, after beating up and eating that piece of garbage god, probably get married too. To the All-Blessed Shilen, if she agreed. If not, to another beautiful dark elf. If the drow ladies didn't agree, then to a human, as similar to a drow as possible, after dyeing (with a spray bottle or something else) her skin. What can I do – I have a thing for dark elves...