What would you do if you were a god?

Oh, I don't even know. I'd probably get married.

To whom?
I would, after beating up and eating that piece of garbage god, probably get married too. To the All-Blessed Shilen, if she agreed. If not, to another beautiful dark elf. If the drow ladies didn't agree, then to a human, as similar to a drow as possible, after dyeing (with a spray bottle or something else) her skin. What can I do – I have a thing for dark elves...