Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Come on, I don't think the negative effects of this would show up before I kick the bucket.

I don't understand... What does kick the bucket mean???

With pleasure. Have a nice time, and may your tea be sweet. It's obvious, isn't it?

Thank you, now I am once again convinced that people are robots whose behavior is based on biochemical reactions, and not on something like free will.

All that remains is to learn how to use this to your advantage, and everything will be fine.

Revan, I'm going to tell you a secret remedy for all ailments right now. But don't tell anyone. Basically, you get a job at a warehouse with a bunch of guys, doing loading and unloading work. It'll knock the nonsense out of any anime fan.

Right now, I wish I couldn't run, but I could get a job doing loading and unloading.

Who?

You went on a picnic and found a dead body! XD

I'm Kosha, and I don't want anything. I want to munch on treats and whine about being fat. And then munch on treats again. BECAUSE LIFE IS PAIN, AND TREATS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT SOMEHOW SOFTEN MY JOYLESS EXISTENCE.

Basically, it so happened that I ended up with as many as three bourgeois burger-ish chocolates, each one tastier than the last. Well, that's what I think, because I haven't tried these specific kinds; the only thing I love more than white chocolate is dark, and Ritter Sport and Schogetten don't make junk. But since I'm on a diet and can't devour all three chocolates in one evening, I have to choose just one!

Help me, please!

Lord, what did he say?

White Ritter Sport with cinnamon. I haven't tried that either. I should go to Chocoladnitsa.

Randomorg is your best friend.

I also tend to agree about Ritter Sport, because I was specifically looking for it (I grabbed it today right from the cart with the new delivery and was afraid it wouldn't scan at the checkout), while I bought Schogetten on the weekend at a hypermarket in the outskirts of the city, when even there Ritter Sport wasn't available. As for foreign brands, I've only tried these two and Lindt (well, you can consider Milka, because judging by the code, I did buy it from a foreign manufacturer), but Lindt and Milka somehow taste artificial, Alpen Gold also tastes artificial, Schogetten and Ritter Sport are 10/10, and among domestic brands, I like Plan B from Kommunarka (Belarusian, but that doesn't matter), and of course, Busheron and Felicità with liqueur and candied fruits (specifically this one, the others are somehow artificial, including other chocolates from this brand). Babaevsky seems tasty, but it's a bit heavy. My absolute favorite is the dark Busheron with pepper. It's probably for a specific taste, but it's 146/10. I should make a list of my favorite chocolates, but I can't be bothered right now.

I want to indulge in delicious treats

and earn myself diabetes and gastritis.

My life experience shows that you can encounter all sorts of problems even if you don't do anything harmful to your health, so there's no point in denying yourself anything – you can die any day.

Here, so it’s better not to increase your chances of getting something bad.