Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I'm Kosha, and I don't want anything. I want to munch on treats and whine about being fat. And then munch on treats again. BECAUSE LIFE IS PAIN, AND TREATS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT SOMEHOW SOFTEN MY JOYLESS EXISTENCE.

Basically, it so happened that I ended up with as many as three bourgeois burger-ish chocolates, each one tastier than the last. Well, that's what I think, because I haven't tried these specific kinds; the only thing I love more than white chocolate is dark, and Ritter Sport and Schogetten don't make junk. But since I'm on a diet and can't devour all three chocolates in one evening, I have to choose just one!

Help me, please!