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#121
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They don't die because their population was barbarically decimated. But I've already taken this aspect into account:
"2. I would stabilize the population. Until someone dies, no new people can be created. Immediate sterilization is irresponsible."
Let's breed foxes there again.
There's no need to kill people. They are doing something useful for the planet: planting trees, fighting forest and steppe fires, and engaging in land reclamation, etc. Without them, chaos will reign on the planet. Besides, people can track dangerous meteorites and destroy them in space. And then they will spread My Word to other planets.
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#122
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With knives drawn.
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#123
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That’s where the alien lions with bears will be amazed.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#124
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Look at these lions – what vicious, dangerous, and uncontrollable creatures they are. No, there’s no negotiating with them, only killing. Otherwise, one of them might lick you to death.

This is still a young lion. And a foolish one.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#125
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"With knives at the ready." - Everyone will be allowed to carry knives. Otherwise, it's absurd. Southerners can carry daggers and knives, but Russians get arrested for carrying knives! It's madness! Everyone will be able to carry them and will be within their rights according to the law! As for firearms, I haven't decided yet. Let the people vote. However, upon retirement, those who are not working will be deprived of their voting rights. So that senile old women don't spoil the voting. And those who are not working (students, military personnel, police, security guards, geishas, etc.) will be deprived of their voting rights.
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#126
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crazy old lady

An old lady like that will stab you in the side, and then don't complain.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#127
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>>non-functional
>>military, police, security guards

I'm announcing a contest for the funniest comment on this statement.
А, вот почему.

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#128
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Volunteers should also be deprived of the right to vote.
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#129
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Volunteers are working. Loaders are working – they are carrying and moving things. Drivers are working – they are transporting something. Agricultural workers are working – they are growing something. Artists are drawing something. Writers are writing something. Packers are packing something. Managers are making lists. And so on. But soldiers, police officers, security guards, geishas, and athletes do nothing useful for other people. If soldiers are no longer needed, I, as God, will destroy anyone who attacks another country. And the same goes for anyone who steals something.
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#130
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Check out this cuteness overload I found. There's some profanity, so here's the link. In short, it's a video of a guy feeding a stray bear by hand.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#131
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haha cute! russia is a beautiful country with nice people and amazing animals. nice greetings from austria

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС - Турнир -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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#132
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Bear – for a fur coat. Man – to be whipped. Treats – to be confiscated and sent as humanitarian aid to Donetsk or Luhansk.
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#133
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Geisha, in fact, do a very useful job.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#134
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They don't. They can be replaced with "Tsunami" robot companions.
"...They make a robot that looks like a woman on the outside. Not a robot, but a hard worker. It's designed to look like a Japanese woman in a kimono. They called it 'Tsunami.' Yes, yes, it can do everything! You can order it to look like a blonde, a brunette... Grish, I'm telling you, it can do everything! Whatever you want! Yes, even like Elena Konstantinovna! For God's sake! You paid for it, so you get what you want! You press a button on its back, and it flirts with you! It shows you its leg! It blushes... Grish, I'm telling you, it can do everything! Everything! And you just lie there, pressing buttons, and everything happens!
Well, listen on. So, you have this hard worker in your house, and you don't have to do anything at all – just lie around like a Japanese person, staring at the ceiling. What? For God's sake! You press a button, and it spits at the ceiling for you!
Everyone's buying them!
Real Japanese women are out of a job because the demand for them has decreased. Who wants to deal with a real woman when, for the same money, you can get all the pleasures instantly and without any complaints!



We just need to stop occupying other people's territories and bombing countries that we don't share a border with, and instead focus on developing technology and raising the cultural level of the population!