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#91
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These are maneuvers of a latent (or not?) sodomite.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#92
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"And who am I??? Well, judging by my avatar." - Viabu or Otaku. I'm not looking for friends on this forum, so the gender of the forum members doesn't matter to me. However, if someone shows a clear intimate interest in me... then there are three things to pay attention to (if all three are not met, look for a partner elsewhere): 1. From St. Petersburg. 2. Female. 3. Beautiful figure.
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#93
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a heifer
You're a zoophile, sir. And still, is a bear a cat or a dog?
А, вот почему.

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#94
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"And yet, is a bear a cat or a dog?" - What difference does it make if they disappear?! )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMFI8BOUCpk

Just a reminder - I am a volunteer and animal rights activist with a lot of experience!
Therefore, your fantasies and speculations regarding predatory animals are insignificant compared to my words!


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#95
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Big. So, is a bear more like a cat or a dog? You're an expert on both, so please advise me, because I don't know.
А, вот почему.

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#96
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Stay away from me! God forbid! First an atheist, and then a homosexual? You've picked the wrong person!
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#97
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I'm a volunteer and animal rights activist with a lot of experience!
Then, for what the hell are you doing on this forum in general, and in this section in particular?
I don't really care, but we need to keep the discussion going somehow...
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#98
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What if he’s a Druid?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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Anything but a Berserker.
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#100
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He doesn't make a very good druid. In the best parts of Heroes, druids protected, loved, and befriended tigers. And they could even summon them.
А, вот почему.

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#101
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The hype seems to have died down, but I found a suitable picture.
А, вот почему.

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#102
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Indians in Canada a hundred years ago went bear hunting with spears and axes. And even in Siberia, as I've heard, anachronisms who knew how to take down a bear with a knife still existed forty years ago.
In the States, there are also extremists idiots who hunt boar using nothing but throwing knives...
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#103
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I even read somewhere that only an incredibly skilled hunter could kill a bear, and then he would make a necklace out of its fangs. Some people cheated, finding bear corpses or fossilized cave bear remains and making necklaces from their fangs.
А, вот почему.

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To take down a bear with a single, powerful blow – yes, you need to be an incredibly skilled and experienced hunter. Because you have to kill the bear with one hit. No exceptions. If you fail, the unfortunate hunter himself becomes delicious and nutritious food for the bear.
And cheaters, as a rule, were quickly identified and marked with a "black mark."
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1. your nonsense about bears...
2. The question was asked in the topic - I answered it, stating that I want to eliminate predators against which a lone person without special weapons (firearms, spears, axes, etc.) and with only a knife, has no chance. Lions, tigers, bears - are a no-go. If you, with a knife, are afraid of a cougar, leopard, jaguar, wolverine, lynx, or a lone wolf - that's your problem. I gave you a chance to survive, but you didn't want to help animals in shelters and learn about their habits - that's your fault. Only lions, tigers, and bears are fatal to me.
3. What am I doing here? Just relaxing from reality. Is that forbidden? Then ban me!
4. Did you read nonsense in books? Or do you know real hunters who have killed wolves and bears and even tasted bear meat (which is rare and not very good)? I do.