What would you do if you were a god?

"And who am I??? Well, judging by my avatar." - Viabu or Otaku. I'm not looking for friends on this forum, so the gender of the forum members doesn't matter to me. However, if someone shows a clear intimate interest in me... then there are three things to pay attention to (if all three are not met, look for a partner elsewhere): 1. From St. Petersburg. 2. Female. 3. Beautiful figure.