Caution, traffic!Well, basically, just a small report, since I've kept the HoMM players in the loop about my wars.
I start playing as the "Commonwealth". A military dictatorship, xenophobic militarists—in short, it's fun.
It started something like this
What boring names, let's change everything!
First and second contact happened quite quickly. Then several empires opened up far to the (?) South of the Galaxy. And then—the Klaggians appeared. The very ones I created a poll about. For a long time they were right under my nose, but remained "invisible," marked as an "unknown empire."
The Klaggians were in the Southeast, while the West and South were practically clear—an excellent field for peaceful expansion. Initial expansion was so successful that I began to doubt the choice of government form, and militarism seemed unnecessary... Not to mention xenophobia; I still don't understand what the profits are from it. The form of government turned out to be meaningful, but never really manifested itself much. However, militarism came in very handy. But that's all for later, way later; for now, it looked something like this:
Mickey Mouse
After a relatively short time—it evolved into
this kind of big-head
Meanwhile—a very interesting planet. Huge size, huge gravity, and titanic life forms to boot.
Combo!
I fought the Klaggians well, though I've already mentioned that. They turned out to be quite compliant; I easily solved a few separatism problems by granting them a sector.
The remaining planet was "liberated" by my insect allies (the Ibrakis). It would have been better if they had just captured it, because there will be more problems with it later. It was loyal at first...
It looked like this
Expansion continues. According to tradition, I try to name planets and systems in a way that sounds similar to the auto-names (this doesn't apply to occupied planets). So sometimes various
Arcondias
appear. And this one really amused me:
The insect-mice don't know yet what they've gotten themselves into
Various space whales roam the galaxy. Out of scientific interest, I decided to attack one of the specimens. Oh, it had regenerating hull and all those perks... As it turned out later, these bastards had mastered some fantastic intergalactic means of communication, and the fallen squad of whales successfully notified all their brethren that I needed to be
punished. No, usually their strength 98 doesn't cause problems... if you move a fleet there. But it was annoying, especially at first when I had few ships. And the whales spawned with enviable regularity, and their wrath fell upon my wormhole stations and mining stations that were unlucky enough to be close to gas giants... But I learned regenerating hull.
Meanwhile, I got carried away and started studying every special project in sight. Heh, I've already encountered this particular specimen on the same internet. Eh, why didn't I remember it in time and spent a bunch of time on it (like a whole year)?
Why? Why?! WHY?!
Now it was the Foffosans' turn. These birds in the Northwest had been annoying me for a long time, regularly hurling insults and such. As usual, due to a strange limitation called "military score," I failed to completely destroy their empire. In the end, a funny situation even arose where both my planet and theirs are in one system simultaneously. It's just like... GDR and FRG! Only without the Berlin Wall...
Feel like the Soviet Union.
Races that haven't reached space are a treat. It turned out that scientifically developing various medievalists and renaissancists is quite expensive and
indecently long, so I steal cows from them; the profit in sociological research is huge. But more developed ones, I assimilate. It's funny when
humans infiltrate the government of
reptilians and eventually seize their planet...
Heh, and these guys are so cheerful, smiling...
Meanwhile, Arcondia turned out to be a very
popular spot
Yeah, I wouldn't want to live there...
The feathered ones in this game are surprisingly arrogant and vile. All the better when
they are late to the party of life
Another funny planet: titans + giant pre-sentient cockroaches. As an experiment, I settled it; turned out to be a mistake. There's too little territory, and as for these guys, I still didn't figure out how to make them sentient... even though after some time I learned the technology to boost pre-sentient intelligence. I should have boosted my own intelligence...
Something like that
Meanwhile, Foffosan separatists are causing problems. Even at zero support level, for some reason they manage to carry out sabotage. Good thing it's not me fixing it, but the sector governor.
And so every damn six months
Decided to fight the guys in the Northwest. Got a bit bogged down and then realized everything was bad... No, there are no problems with them, their alliance is mediocre. But my reputation took a hit, and eventually those vile birds in an alliance with someone else in the South declare war. So, here's the layout:
- my armies are stuck far to the Northeast
- in their alliance are the leftover Foffosans (not a problem), leftover Klaggians whom I missed at some point and who joined another alliance (also not really a problem), plus two other large empires
- those remaining two empires are brutal. Initially, they have larger fleets (fleet capacity and technologies are equal),
each of them. Meaning I scrape together... say 3k strength. Maybe 4k. They have 5500 strength each from two countries. Cute.
- my insect-mice allies won't provide more than 1k reinforcements
- military score... How did they manage to grab
so many of my planets? Why can't I do that? Brutal.
Ta-da!
Alright, I was already prepared for them to punish me quite harshly. So, this whole armada arrived and rushed...
Um, where are they actually going?
I never found out. They just took off and flew through my systems somewhere to the North, ignoring buildings, planets, and fleets in their path, even though they could have easily crushed absolutely anything.
In the end, I successfully sent my much smaller fleets South to them and started bombing a bunch of planets, messed with the infrastructure, and had a blast. Their corvettes with hyperdrives took quite a while to return back to their home systems to kick out the invaders. But when they returned... it turned out that my little corvettes hanging in orbit around their planets could never be caught by them with their cruisers. They tried to drive away one of my little corvettes... drove it away... and then I immediately brought it back. In the end, I won without ever entering a normal battle, with a much smaller fleet, simply through audacity. I felt like I was on the edge the whole time, made a bunch of saves (hoping that if anything happened, I could just settle for peace without conditions). But in the end, the saves weren't needed, so I even took some planets (though only Klaggian and Foffosan ones).
Who's completely lost it? The cop has completely lost it.
Alright, fine. My empire is huge, a third of the galaxy. I alternate between peaceful and military expansion, everything's cool. Built up the army so that no more birds from the South bother me. Pushing my colonization ships into every crack. And here's the joke—Paradox released a patch.
The AI changed immediately. There were a bunch of alliances—suddenly they all fell apart. In place of some, mutual defense pacts formed, though...
The insect-mice abandoned me; relations plummeted. Those bastards, I'm planning an occupation as soon as the time after leaving the alliance allows.
And... a knife in the back. Now colonizing a planet requires
influence! Moreover, 30 even on my own territory, and hundreds of units in neutral ones. And I've already multiplied my ships... Vile.
There's always something to spend influence on. A bunch of separatists that need suppressing. Building outposts. Building planetary administrations. To do this in a sector, you have to spend extra influence on temporarily disbanding the sector. Leaders die. I wanted to change the government to something more adequate... In the end, everything is bad; thanks, Paradox, another influence-eating rule, while there's no normal way to mine said influence. Not sure if I'll continue the game.
Something like that. Overall it was quite fun and interesting. Although toward the end I started getting confused—too much is required of the player if the empire is large. Good thing there are sectors, at least. But overall a positive impression, both of the game in general and of this particular run. Something like that.