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About the game program and other things.
At the recent CIS event, there was some unhealthy discussion about the content of my game events. This discussion stemmed from the fact that less than two weeks before the event, the organizers decided that they no longer needed the traditional game program focused on general knowledge, dexterity, wit, and so on. Furthermore, the organizers decided to offend me by calling my contests from last year "wedding-themed." It should be added that at that time, work on the script for the traditional game program was nearing completion. And everything had to be done from scratch, literally. For some reason, when people offer criticism, they only remember two contests. This includes the round with questions from the school curriculum and the final "Hardcore" round, in which Skorp demonstrated amazing flexibility. I have always believed that a person who plays Heroes should not only be able to calculate move points in their head. They should also possess intelligence, and a fairly decent level of intelligence at that. Therefore, it seems strange to me when there are any debates about questions on general knowledge, because it raises a reasonable question: do you even know anything besides Heroes in this life?
Regarding the last round, which some people called wedding-themed: a wedding contest is a dead end for a drunk crowd. A wedding contest is one where you don't need to think, but you need to suck bananas and jump on butts and penises. The "Hardcore" round implied that people would have to think about how to complete the task and achieve victory. The winning Skorp pointed out a very correct thing: that victories could be achieved in different ways. He chose the most original one, because few Heroes players could demonstrate such dexterity.
Go to Tvarina's stream and write to him in the chat that you didn't like his last stream. And you'll get... Actually, go to hell. And that's right.
Someone might say that I get paid for this. No, my friends. I don't get paid for this. I come as a volunteer – I only get reimbursed for travel and accommodation expenses. I don't get any extra money in my pocket. At market value, hiring a host in St. Petersburg with an original script, that is, one written from scratch, and two programs (because you also need to think about the opening of the championship), would cost around one hundred, or even two hundred thousand. Moreover, no one pays for creating the video sequence – my resources are used for this. In addition, the photo album of the participants – and before that, the photos need to be found, selected, processed, and a layout created – and the bag for the draw are made with my money.
And that's why I went to the Brain Ring unprepared and without enthusiasm – I only perked up towards the end. I announce the start of the Brain Ring at 10:00 PM. There are people whose ears are in order, and they can confirm this. They tell me that it should have started at 8:00 PM. I physically couldn't start it earlier because I was waiting for a miracle in the form of dinner. Because someone ate my dinner. Because I also have to run after the organizers so that they fulfill their minimum obligations. I ask the guys, while I'm having dinner, to help and do a simple thing – put two tables and place a laptop on each of them. I return after an hour and a half – the story about the turtles from the restaurant-bar will be mentioned separately in the Report – and even that no one bothered to do. Finally, a person for whom alcohol is contraindicated, under its influence, turns into a drunk idiot. And this drunk idiot actually disrupts the start of the Brain Ring. And so what? Everyone sits on their asses – instead of throwing this person out of the room into the dry fountain. A month before the event, I provided a list of what I needed for working in the hall. Instead of two radio microphones, there was only one. Instead of batteries, there were my own fingers. If they had said right away that they couldn't do this, I would have bought the batteries myself and wouldn't have worried.
All of this, taken together, leads to a simple conclusion. No one needs anything. Only Merlin.
Merlin at the CIS event is an image. And every year, it is incredibly difficult to maintain this image. Especially when you give it your all and work even beyond the limits of human capabilities. In a week, I slept for about 20 hours, because you go to bed – and you can't fall asleep, because you are so tired and because the show must go on. It is especially difficult when you put all your energy and soul into it – and everyone who wants to spits on it. Including the organizers. And the audience. And the self-proclaimed critics. Everyone doesn't care, only Merlin is jumping around here and there, because for Merlin, people have always been the most important thing. A jerk, in a word.
And how can I then bring myself to discuss anything about my work? Any of you would have given up long ago and said, "Whatever."
I don't know what will happen next year – I would like to participate in organizing a decent CIS event. One that should be. But I simply don't have the financial resources for this. And when it comes to money, many immediately hide in the bushes: some because they don't have it, others because of greed and avarice. And now, in addition to money, there are also no nerves left – I returned completely exhausted on all fronts, physically, emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually. Last year, I, of course, was physically exhausted – but I was energized in other areas.
But, one way or another. In my show, I am used to focusing on the audience. And this audience consists not only of hardcore gamers. But also of guests with their wives, last year there were even children. And many who have already distanced themselves from Heroes enough to answer questions on the subject matter. Out of 40-45 guests this year, only 24 were playing. At the same time, at least 4 of them were technical representatives. That is, 50% of the audience was not involved. This is absolutely unacceptable to me. The CIS event has long gone beyond a purely hardcore event. We mostly come together to chat, spend time together, meet new or old people. But also to show that Heroes is still alive. And for this, the main tournament is held. And the game program is entertainment and a show for everyone.
Therefore, I propose a simple vote to determine preferences. If I continue to run a game program in the future, what should it be based on? There are only three points.
Point one. The game program is based on general knowledge, dexterity, wit, resourcefulness, and all sorts of other interesting things. And, of course, it will include something on the Heroes theme – last year, for example, we drew a centaur with a blindfold.
Point two. The game program consists only of questions about Heroes 3.
Point three. The game program is not needed.
Only those who attended my game programs are allowed to participate in the vote {the votes of those who were at the CIS event but did not attend because they are not interested in the Heroes brain game also have full weight}. These are CIS 2012, 2014, 2015, and 2016. As well as the organizers of these CIS events. All other opinions will not be taken into account when calculating the results.
The system for calculating the results. Attended one program – 1 vote. Attended two – 2 votes. Attended three – 3. Attended all – 5 votes.
At the recent CIS event, there was some unhealthy discussion about the content of my game events. This discussion stemmed from the fact that less than two weeks before the event, the organizers decided that they no longer needed the traditional game program focused on general knowledge, dexterity, wit, and so on. Furthermore, the organizers decided to offend me by calling my contests from last year "wedding-themed." It should be added that at that time, work on the script for the traditional game program was nearing completion. And everything had to be done from scratch, literally. For some reason, when people offer criticism, they only remember two contests. This includes the round with questions from the school curriculum and the final "Hardcore" round, in which Skorp demonstrated amazing flexibility. I have always believed that a person who plays Heroes should not only be able to calculate move points in their head. They should also possess intelligence, and a fairly decent level of intelligence at that. Therefore, it seems strange to me when there are any debates about questions on general knowledge, because it raises a reasonable question: do you even know anything besides Heroes in this life?
Regarding the last round, which some people called wedding-themed: a wedding contest is a dead end for a drunk crowd. A wedding contest is one where you don't need to think, but you need to suck bananas and jump on butts and penises. The "Hardcore" round implied that people would have to think about how to complete the task and achieve victory. The winning Skorp pointed out a very correct thing: that victories could be achieved in different ways. He chose the most original one, because few Heroes players could demonstrate such dexterity.
Go to Tvarina's stream and write to him in the chat that you didn't like his last stream. And you'll get... Actually, go to hell. And that's right.
Someone might say that I get paid for this. No, my friends. I don't get paid for this. I come as a volunteer – I only get reimbursed for travel and accommodation expenses. I don't get any extra money in my pocket. At market value, hiring a host in St. Petersburg with an original script, that is, one written from scratch, and two programs (because you also need to think about the opening of the championship), would cost around one hundred, or even two hundred thousand. Moreover, no one pays for creating the video sequence – my resources are used for this. In addition, the photo album of the participants – and before that, the photos need to be found, selected, processed, and a layout created – and the bag for the draw are made with my money.
And that's why I went to the Brain Ring unprepared and without enthusiasm – I only perked up towards the end. I announce the start of the Brain Ring at 10:00 PM. There are people whose ears are in order, and they can confirm this. They tell me that it should have started at 8:00 PM. I physically couldn't start it earlier because I was waiting for a miracle in the form of dinner. Because someone ate my dinner. Because I also have to run after the organizers so that they fulfill their minimum obligations. I ask the guys, while I'm having dinner, to help and do a simple thing – put two tables and place a laptop on each of them. I return after an hour and a half – the story about the turtles from the restaurant-bar will be mentioned separately in the Report – and even that no one bothered to do. Finally, a person for whom alcohol is contraindicated, under its influence, turns into a drunk idiot. And this drunk idiot actually disrupts the start of the Brain Ring. And so what? Everyone sits on their asses – instead of throwing this person out of the room into the dry fountain. A month before the event, I provided a list of what I needed for working in the hall. Instead of two radio microphones, there was only one. Instead of batteries, there were my own fingers. If they had said right away that they couldn't do this, I would have bought the batteries myself and wouldn't have worried.
All of this, taken together, leads to a simple conclusion. No one needs anything. Only Merlin.
Merlin at the CIS event is an image. And every year, it is incredibly difficult to maintain this image. Especially when you give it your all and work even beyond the limits of human capabilities. In a week, I slept for about 20 hours, because you go to bed – and you can't fall asleep, because you are so tired and because the show must go on. It is especially difficult when you put all your energy and soul into it – and everyone who wants to spits on it. Including the organizers. And the audience. And the self-proclaimed critics. Everyone doesn't care, only Merlin is jumping around here and there, because for Merlin, people have always been the most important thing. A jerk, in a word.
And how can I then bring myself to discuss anything about my work? Any of you would have given up long ago and said, "Whatever."
I don't know what will happen next year – I would like to participate in organizing a decent CIS event. One that should be. But I simply don't have the financial resources for this. And when it comes to money, many immediately hide in the bushes: some because they don't have it, others because of greed and avarice. And now, in addition to money, there are also no nerves left – I returned completely exhausted on all fronts, physically, emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually. Last year, I, of course, was physically exhausted – but I was energized in other areas.
But, one way or another. In my show, I am used to focusing on the audience. And this audience consists not only of hardcore gamers. But also of guests with their wives, last year there were even children. And many who have already distanced themselves from Heroes enough to answer questions on the subject matter. Out of 40-45 guests this year, only 24 were playing. At the same time, at least 4 of them were technical representatives. That is, 50% of the audience was not involved. This is absolutely unacceptable to me. The CIS event has long gone beyond a purely hardcore event. We mostly come together to chat, spend time together, meet new or old people. But also to show that Heroes is still alive. And for this, the main tournament is held. And the game program is entertainment and a show for everyone.
Therefore, I propose a simple vote to determine preferences. If I continue to run a game program in the future, what should it be based on? There are only three points.
Point one. The game program is based on general knowledge, dexterity, wit, resourcefulness, and all sorts of other interesting things. And, of course, it will include something on the Heroes theme – last year, for example, we drew a centaur with a blindfold.
Point two. The game program consists only of questions about Heroes 3.
Point three. The game program is not needed.
Only those who attended my game programs are allowed to participate in the vote {the votes of those who were at the CIS event but did not attend because they are not interested in the Heroes brain game also have full weight}. These are CIS 2012, 2014, 2015, and 2016. As well as the organizers of these CIS events. All other opinions will not be taken into account when calculating the results.
The system for calculating the results. Attended one program – 1 vote. Attended two – 2 votes. Attended three – 3. Attended all – 5 votes.
Нам это идеально подойдёт! (с)
"Совесть - она либо есть, либо её нет" (с) RedWhait HP
"Совесть - она либо есть, либо её нет" (с) RedWhait HP
