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Not all griffons in every game universe are the same size, shape, and weight.
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Griffins don't have the same size, shape, and weight in all game universes.

Yes, that's true, although it's a bit amusing, but everyone comes up with their own ideas... But according to generally accepted formats... :smile52: :smile01:

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Hmm... Why not talk about biology then – see Frankenstein's face in the zombies? Or how do skeletons not fall apart while walking? What holds their bones together, tell me? And why do vines grow on dryads? Do they root themselves in the girls and drain their life force?
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Hmm... Why not talk about biology then – see Frankenstein's face in the zombies? Or how skeletons don't just fall apart while walking? What holds their bones together, tell me? And why do vines grow on dryads? Do they root themselves in the girls and drain their life force?

My answer: Zombies are mutants (perhaps even Tiberium mutants... :D); Skeletons are made of wire, miniature electric motors, hydraulics... (there are many ways), and there's a lamp in their head....; Dryads – either Tiberium, or look for the "obvious-unbelievable" (there's a woman from whom cacti and vines grow, etc.)...

Any more questions? :smile52: :smile01:

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Zombies could also just be people with gastrointestinal problems (I'm just saying...).

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And are walking oaks a normal occurrence?)) How do they obtain water and the necessary nutrients from a biological point of view?)) *Or do they draw sustenance during defense, when they send roots into the ground? :D )
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Are walking oaks a normal occurrence? How do they obtain water and the necessary nutrients from a biological standpoint? Or do they draw sustenance during defense when they send roots into the ground? :D

Well, how can I explain it to you? :smile32:
Basically: Mushrooms, trees + Radiation ("the power of nature" or Tiberium) + an unfortunate animal = that... or it's all genetic engineering/giant insects... :smile40: :smile50:

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Okay)) Then how would you explain the alliance between a lion and a blue beetle, which resulted in a six-legged Rakshasa that also walks on its hind legs?? (O_o!! And there were primates there too!!!) :D
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Okay)) Then how will you explain the alliance between a lion and a blue beetle, which resulted in a six-legged Rakshasa that also walks on its hind legs?? (O_o!! There were also primates there!!!) :D

Notice a VERY important thing: the hero from the Academy is always smoking something... :D

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Yeah... I won't even mention which faction they're pulling gargoyles from and HOW those things can even fly... They must be smoking something... Watching nervously from the sidelines...
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And what about the angels' hands? Or the stocky people of Ashan (like the Dukans, for example)?
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Yeah... I won't even mention which cathedral they're pulling the gargoyles from, and HOW it's even flying... They must be smoking something... Nervously standing aside...

That's for sure... And not just smoking, but also suspiciously giggling.... :smile40:

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And what about the angels' hands? Or the native people of Ashan (like the Dudkan)?

That's a whole other :smile18: and :smile04: ( :smile33: ).... :smile52: :smile52: :smile52: :smile52:

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And what about fast mammoths and foot demons, even if they are not as fast?
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What about fast mammoths and foot soldiers, but not less fast demons?

Demons are almost always described as fast, but don't touch the mammoths – that's quite realistic. (if they were alive :D )

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What's the point of analyzing fantasy from a physics perspective? Everything can be explained there... And physics is completely irrelevant here; it wouldn't be interesting if the game were the same, but instead of magic, they shoved in physical phenomena.
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What's the point of analyzing fantasy from a physics perspective? You can find an explanation for everything... And physics is completely irrelevant here; it wouldn't be interesting if the game were the same, but instead of magic, they shoved in physical phenomena.
You are severely mistaken, IMHO, about the whole fantasy and physics thing... In Dark Messiah, the physics are excellent, but that only makes the game better. It's a different story with strategy games... but realistic physics are very good in any genre. :cool: IMHO.
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