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Jellyfish are raging

Grail in my pocket

Miraculous start

Mercenaries are not used to guard the sacred obelisks!

My favorite super treasure on level 6M10A. I planned to collect it several times during the game, but somehow I never got around to it: D The generator remembers who its father is ;)

Nearest treasure on 6lm10a :D

We are everywhere

A game of Civilization usually lasts longer...

it's a trap!

Expanding on the theme of fathers and children. A parody of a famous post on the Internet, which has already been scathingly parodied before:

Help, my son...

Hello everyone! A very great tragedy has befallen my family. I suspect that my son plays "Heroes." I have no husband; I'm raising the child myself, he is 14 years old. I was cleaning up junk on the computer and found files with the GM1 extension. I beat him very hard with a belt until he had bruises.
I found ways to combat children's addiction to "Heroes" on the Internet. I tried to do everything as it said there. I took the door off its hinges myself, threw away all his "Heroes Herald" magazines, threw away all his discs with "The Restoration of Erathia", "Armageddon's Blade", "The Shadow of Death" (he also really likes the Heroes soundtracks), and I don't allow him to spend more than 10 minutes in the bathroom or toilet, because he doesn't part with his smartphone, and now there is a mobile version of "Heroes."
After reading the article, I became even more frightened! Now I fear that my child will fall into the hands of the Heroes Community; also, he is withdrawn and listens to Rob King and Paul Romero. He sits at the computer constantly (he says he's chatting with friends on VKontakte and Skype, but I don't believe him; it seems to me he's watching Heroes online streams, but I don't know how to check this!)
He is definitely playing "Heroes"! Now I beat him and punish him all the time, but he denies that he plays. I don't know what to do, please help me!

There are no former drug addicts, smokers, alcoholics, and... Heroes of Might and Magic players. Once you're hooked, you're hooked for life. © Piterius

Said Petya and stopped playing Heroes a long time ago. Although he still logs in occasionally, just to argue...

Forgive me, Ed, but I just have to quote his statement from yesterday, which made me laugh until I cried. Even though it's taken out of context, it sounds like the perfect argument in any debate about video games. So...

Dark (15:48):
believe me, friend, I've been in esports
for over 15 years
including organizing events.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I didn't get the joke at all.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I didn't understand the humor at all.

Darkello promised a long time ago to organize a tournament with deadlines for the tour and with girls, but since then he has only changed his name to Darka.

Darkello promised a long time ago to organize a tournament with deadlines and, uh, "companions," but since then, he's only changed his name to Dark.

Perfect excuse. Ask Darkello about that tournament. As for this Dark, he's clean so far :D

At first, I thought the humor was that the heroes are like esports players.