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Following new legislation in Steelmen, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.

[10.05.2015 13:47:19] Saram Charam: Income tax is unheard of.
[10.05.2015 13:48:59] Saram Charam: Steelmen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
[10.05.2015 13:49:24] Saram Charam: It probably goes into the negative.

The Issue

Ever since the clothing ban went into effect, some citizens have been complaining that they have no place to put their car keys. A veritable parade of flesh has passed through your office to present their opinions.
The Debate

"I just don't have enough hands for everything I have to do," says Ariel Cruz, a pizza delivery worker and former raincoat model. "Pockets are very important for keeping our keys, wallets, and loose change. Maybe you can at least let us have pants or something, just for the pockets. Besides, it's almost impossible to make change while carrying all this pizza. Please, repeal that law and let us wear clothes again."

"Well, I assume you banned clothing for a reason," says Peter Rikkard, who overheard the conversation while emptying your trash can. "But I can appreciate the problem of not having anywhere to put your keys. At least the women have purses. Maybe you can just pay a former fashion designer to come up with a purse that looks presentable when a man carries it."

"That's a valid point about purses," says John Longfellow, the new office intern. "But I'm enjoying all the naked girls running around on campus. How about you just make it legal for males to wear clothes and keep the females naked? After all, as the saying goes, the clothes make the man."

it already went down to -6 for me

Ideally, the state should already start paying its citizens.

Following new legislation in Steelmen, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.

"That's a valid point about purses," says John Longfellow, the new office intern. "But I'm enjoying all the naked girls running around on campus. How about you just make it legal for males to wear clothes and keep the females naked? After all, as the saying goes, the clothes make the man."

Psychotic Dictatorship

The income tax rate is 100%

Average income is 30,651 toilet paper rolls

national animal is the human

Defense Forces: 3717

Scientific Advancement: 306

Disappearance: 94.7%

HAHAHAHA, WHAT A FUNNY ISSUE)))))))))) THE AUTHOR DID A GREAT JOB!

"This brings up an interesting point," remarks socialist author Heather Love. "Why do we allow businesses to become "too big to fail?" The solution, surely, is to break up businesses before they reach such a size that they threaten our economy. Imagine it: community-based businesses, run for the benefit of the little people, not faceless, money-grubbing investment banks! Is there really a reason corporations need to be big?"

But I can appreciate the problem of not having anywhere to put your keys. At least the women have purses.