Posts from April Fool's Day announcements (2007)

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

STARTING ON THE FIRST, OUR WEBSITE WILL BE OFFERING THE "BAN A FRIEND" SERVICE! (In rhyme)
SEND THE NICKNAME OF THE PERSON TO NUMBER 666 FROM YOUR MOBILE PHONE, AND WE WILL BAN THEM FOR YOU.

ALSO, STARTING ON THE FIRST,
A FULL FORUM FREEZE WILL BE ANNOUNCED!
ALL POSTS WILL BE DELETED,
AND USERS WILL BE SENT TO THE BAN-TUB FOR A WASH AND A PAINTING.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING (ADMINISTRATION)

P.S. Before drawing conclusions, check the topic title!

I'm rushing to share some wonderful news with you! (an addition to the first post)
The creator (also known as admin, scorp, unknown :D) is facing some internet access issues for at least the next year. But he managed to transfer his powers, main recommendations, and access to the all-powerful admin panel to me. And now, starting tomorrow, I will be your ALL-POWERFUL RULER!!

:smile20: Who's FOR it - a good little guy
:smile48: AGAINST - a ban until the Creator returns, which is a lifetime ban.

P.S. Tomorrow you'll be dancing for me :smile51:

Nival is working on developing a new race for Heroes – gamers. All heroes of this race possess a special ability called "Cheater," which allows them to, once per turn, increase the amount of resources, build a city, extend the movement range, fill empty slots with units of level 6-7, and many other qualitative and quantitative characteristics, which depend on the hero's level (for example, the higher the level, the more resources will be added and the more buildings will be constructed). The hero's movement method is exclusively "virtual" – i.e., teleportation to any location on the map within the hero's movement range, which means that no angel wings are needed for the "cheater" to "fly" over obstacles. Currently, the city and units are being actively developed, and it is also known that the theme from the official forum, where

News from the gaming world:
Ubisoft is selling the Nival company to Microsoft. Bill Gates plans to release new series of Heroes games, which will feature two races: Windows (also known as beaver) and Linux (also known as goat). The series will be released under the corresponding title: Heroes of Beaver and Goat.
An add-on called "Lords of the Server" is also being developed, the main feature of which will be the appearance of the Windows NT race.
According to unconfirmed reports, the add-on will feature such neutral creatures as "Black Coffin" (X-BOX 360) and the "Satan of Operating Systems" as an uber-unit in the Goat race.

The Duma passes a law legalizing marijuana throughout Russia! Amendment 187 includes the sale of marijuana near subway stations by elderly grandmothers! The Duma also passed a law allowing the cultivation of plant-based drugs in designated areas. The packaging will obligatorily indicate the price of the product, the harvest date, and the expiration date!:D :D :D :D ;) :smile24:

I am rushing to inform you of the most pleasant news! (addition to the first post)

A... an inspector is coming to us!:p He will be arriving (and available around the clock) on the portal's territory from April 1st to 30th to check the grammar of forum users(:smile48:). If someone accidentally makes a typo, it will be marked on the spot. That is, "LOOSER" will be written in bold on your avatar (and this will be unchangeable!). In this case, the user will only be able to communicate with colleagues in the same field (other losers), and they will only be released from the ban for 10 minutes during breakfast, lunch, and dinner.:eek: So grab your Russian textbook and study, study, and study again.

John van Canigem stated that he did not sell all the information about Heroes to Ubi, keeping the ultimat-data for himself. Now, if Ubi and Nival do not fix all the bugs in five, then THE GREAT JOHN will take care of it himself. A number of upcoming fixes have already been published:
1) Nightstands will finally turn into real gargoyles, as they should be (in the form of beds).
2) Rakshasas will grow snake tails, like nagas.
3) Undeads will merge with ghosts and be called the Ghost of Communism (weaponry - sickle and hammer).
4) A new campaign will be released - Nival' same repentance, where the developers will publicly commit harakiri after each completed mission.
And in conclusion, it was announced that Heroes 6 will be developed by van Canigem together with Sid Meier and Leonard Boyarski. The working title of the game is Civilized Heroes of Fallout.

Today, I will reveal a terrible truth: I am actually the admin of a Warcraft forum, and I am here to destroy your forum! Ha-ha-ha!

Today, a terrible secret was revealed: it turns out that Snowball and Fireball are brothers.
They have a common relative, Ball (also known as Circle or Kolobok), a dangerous terrorist, recidivist, hooligan, poacher, and kidnapper of beautiful princesses, who is wanted by Interpol, SAS, GIGN, James Bond, the Texas Rangers, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Grandma, and Grandpa for committing a huge number of hooligan acts (the Great Flood, the Second Punic War, the invention of the slingshot, graffiti on fences, farting pillows, etc.) and for using weapons of mass destruction, prohibited by all civilized nations and the Geneva Convention – the Never-Drying Underpants of Snow:smile15:
The information was obtained from a captured Santa Claus, who, during torture involving tickling and watching "Dom2," shared his correspondence with Snow with the progressive forces of Good and the Axe...
Citizens! If you see Ball or his accomplice, Snow, do not try to apprehend them on your own! Snow is very hungry and poses a great danger; moreover, he is armed with Underpants, which he constantly uses! Be vigilant! Stay vigilant!
During the special operation, no Santa Clauses were harmed...
:D :D :D

Today, Inquisitor founded the Dark Alliance, but he didn't tell anyone except me. So, shhh... spies are around. :smile28:

My friend was pranked today: They told her that she was given an additional 2 years of study (and she is currently finishing her last year, preparing for her final exams...) and she believed it completely! She wasn't amused at all after hearing that...))))

news of the day: Alex Ghost and Darth Sarumyan have changed their allegiance and will now be honest Jedi)))

I will reveal the most terrible secret, and this is the truth: the word "might" does not mean "sword," but rather "power" or "strength."

Nikita, this is common knowledge for anyone who knows even a little English! What's the April Fool's joke about?

yeah, have you heard how they often translate it as Heroes of Might and Magic in broadcasts about computer games?