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April Fool's Day announcements (2007)

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Today, a terrible secret was revealed: it turns out that Snowball and Fireball are brothers.
They have a common relative, Ball (also known as Circle or Kolobok), a dangerous terrorist, recidivist, hooligan, poacher, and kidnapper of beautiful princesses, who is wanted by Interpol, SAS, GIGN, James Bond, the Texas Rangers, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Grandma, and Grandpa for committing a huge number of hooligan acts (the Great Flood, the Second Punic War, the invention of the slingshot, graffiti on fences, farting pillows, etc.) and for using weapons of mass destruction, prohibited by all civilized nations and the Geneva Convention – the Never-Drying Underpants of Snow:smile15:
The information was obtained from a captured Santa Claus, who, during torture involving tickling and watching "Dom2," shared his correspondence with Snow with the progressive forces of Good and the Axe...
Citizens! If you see Ball or his accomplice, Snow, do not try to apprehend them on your own! Snow is very hungry and poses a great danger; moreover, he is armed with Underpants, which he constantly uses! Be vigilant! Stay vigilant!
During the special operation, no Santa Clauses were harmed...
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Иногда они возвращаются :smile27:
Бросайте флуд и оффтоп из раздела пятерки в Флудовские ссылки или мне в личку.