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I've found a couple of quite interesting riddles. If you're interested, try to solve them and add your own.
#1
You might have seen it on television, heard about it on the radio or in newspapers, but this time the annual world championship was held in British Columbia. The finalists were a Canadian and a Norwegian.
Their task was as follows: each was assigned a specific plot of forest. The winner would be whoever could fell the greatest number of trees from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.
At eight o'clock in the morning, the whistle blew and the two lumberjacks took their positions. They chopped tree after tree until the Canadian heard the Norwegian stop. Realizing this was his chance, the Canadian doubled his efforts.
At nine o'clock, the Canadian heard the Norwegian start working again. Once more they worked almost in sync, until suddenly at ten to ten, the Canadian heard the Norwegian stop again. And again the Canadian pressed on, wishing to take advantage of his opponent's weakness.
At ten o'clock, the Norwegian returned to work. He paused briefly again at ten to eleven. With a growing sense of triumph, the Canadian continued working at the same pace, already smelling victory.
And so it continued all day. Every hour, the Norwegian stopped for ten minutes, while the Canadian kept working. When the signal to end the competition sounded exactly at four in the afternoon, the Canadian was absolutely certain that the prize was in the bag.
You can imagine how surprised he was to find out that he had lost.
— How did that happen? — he asked the Norwegian. — Every hour I heard you stop working for ten minutes. How the hell did you manage to chop more wood than I did? It's impossible.
— Actually, it's very simple, — the Norwegian replied bluntly. — Every hour I stopped for ten minutes. And while you continued chopping the forest, I...
WHAT was the Norwegian doing while the Canadian continued to chop the forest?
#2
A frustrated old maid was the bane of the police. She called incessantly, claiming there was a man hiding under her bed. Eventually, she was sent to a psychiatric hospital where she was prescribed the latest medications, and after a few weeks, the doctor came to talk to her and determine if a cure had been achieved.
— Miss Rustifun, — the doctor said, — do you see a man under your bed, as you did before?
— No, not like before, — she said. But just as the doctor prepared to discharge her, she added:
— Now I see two.
The doctor informed the board about the woman's complaint and stated that only one remedy could cure her ailment, which he called "malignant virginity," and proposed placing her in a bedroom with Big Dan, the hospital carpenter.
Big Dan was brought in, told about the woman's complaint, and informed that he would be locked in with her for an hour. He said he wouldn't need that much time, and the entire group crowded around the door in anxious anticipation. They heard:
— No, no, stop it, Dan. My mother would never forgive you for this!
— Shut up, it has to be done sooner or later. It should have been done years ago!
— Then use force, you brute!
— This is exactly what your husband would have done, if you had one.
Overcome with impatience, the medics burst into the room.
WHAT did the carpenter do?
#3
There is a list of ten statements. You need to say which one is true...
1. One statement in this list is false.
2. Two statements in this list are false.
3. Three statements in this list are false.
4. Four statements in this list are false.
5. Five statements in this list are false.
6. Six statements in this list are false.
7. Seven statements in this list are false.
8. Eight statements in this list are false.
9. Nine statements in this list are false.
10. Ten statements in this list are false.
#4
A landowner ordered that the peasants on his estate should not chop firewood, grind flour, or mow hay. The peasants did not dare disobey their master, yet, strictly speaking, nothing in their lives changed because of this order. Why?