Posts from Spring Festival: Rebirth

I looked at who you were sending, and then I decided who I would send in response. 😉
First, Tox isn't participating. Second, I think I was the only one on the forum who watched the series with the Sixth. Third, the character is well-known, and modern ones have become too commonplace.

First, Mold doesn't participate; second, I think I was the only one on the entire forum who watched the series with the Sixth Doctor; third, the character himself is well-known, and modern ones have already become too familiar.

I thought he was recording. Oh well. And I'm not arguing that only you watched the Sixth Doctor, but my comment referred to the 10th and 11th Doctors. As for rumors and overexposure, I wouldn't vote for characters from "Breaking Bad," "Stargate," "Supernatural," or other popular shows just because they're well-known. I think other people wouldn't either.

Actually, the very first thought was to send Agnet.

5 - 1. Forgive me, Siv and number six, but it still turned out to be funny.
6 - 4. It's a bit much to send the Emperor himself to them. Even if it's not the real one.
8 - 4. With this situation, Dimka and Anna can stay at home. Otherwise, he might spend the night with them.
11 - 3. Hasta la vista, baby.

Dima locked the apartment and turned to Anya. The girl was practically bouncing with impatience and a thirst for adventure, despite her imposing backpack. Only a tour bus went to Old Moscow a few times a month from April to October, so the only way to get there now was on foot. This meant they had to prepare for a journey of several days and, additionally, provide themselves with radiation absorbers—Dmitry had managed to get a couple through an acquaintance. Each absorber weighed about 10 kilograms, which, however, was not an unbearable burden, but it could prolong the trip. Of course, the ruins were almost cleared of radiation, but caution is never superfluous.
The couple stepped out of the building. They decided not to use Dima's hypercycle—if it broke down on the way, there would be no way to fix it. Anna looked around and, seeing no one, said:
- Dim, give me the guide. Did you transfer it?
- Yes, yes, - the guy launched the file.
Guide.exe took quite a while to load, and Dmitry and Anya were already worried that the smartphone had frozen completely, and that instead of the necessary program, the Keeper had transferred some terrible virus, but the Guide finally started and created a projection—a stern-looking guy in a leather jacket, resembling some robot from an ancient pre-war movie.
- Um... Hello? Are you our guide? - Dima asked.
- Yes. I need your navigator and your RAM - the projection said in a flat voice.
- Sure, sure... - Dmitry started digging through his smartphone.
- I can find them myself. The Keeper sends his regards and expresses hope that you will reach your goal. Should I convey anything back to him?
- If possible, - Anna asked politely. - Tell him that we are grateful for the help and will do everything possible to, in turn, help him.
The guide fell silent for a few seconds.
- Conveyed, - he finally spoke, - and I have also calculated our route. Shall we go on foot or by motorcycle? Both options have their advantages and disadvantages.
- We decided on foot, - the girl replied.
- Very well. Follow me. So that you don't get bored, the Keeper suggested playing a suitable music file.
A song blasted from the smartphone's speaker...

To my shame, I haven't watched "The Terminator" and described him randomly. However, I would have done the same with 95% of the other winning options.

1. Drakkoshka - 10
2. KindShaman - 0
3. Glorious cute and shy lunar foxy-neko - 0
4. Alexeagle - 0
5. Wishmaster - 7
6. Siverfale - 28
7. Немой Цветок - 12
8. Небо - 28
9. Don't panic! - 15
10. Arandor - 3
11. Сезам - 40
12. Heroist - 6
13. Ple-Sen - 7

During the last festival, there were many good reviews of the military song contest; by popular demand, I'll set up this contest again, though expanding the theme slightly. Send me a military or marching song. Try to send it early; I don't want to push the contest posts late into the night. I think tomorrow around 7-8 PM Moscow time I'll post everyone who manages to send it by then.

Only third place for my high-tech samurai? That's disappointing! After all, he has a force field, and even a Terminator can't do that... Even if he can do many other things.

I sent the first thing I found. And I haven't had time to vote yet because I'm sick, although it wouldn't have made a difference to the result anyway.

Are you feeling unwell, Aretz? Don't worry, get well soon...

Okay, if I don't die.

To my shame, I hadn't watched "Terminator" and just described it off the top of my head. However, I would probably do the same with 95% of other potential winners.

Hmm... maybe I should rewatch it. It was my favorite movie as a child.

Send me a military or marching song.

I hope a song about soldiers will meet these requirements.

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Only third place for my high-tech samurai? That's weak! After all, he has a force field, and the Terminator can't do that... Even if he can do many other things.

To my shame, I don't know who that is. And maybe I would have voted for him, I like samurai stuff.

I also liked the samurai. He was the only option I voted for simply because of his epic appearance, without knowing exactly who he is. I took this contest rather lightly, reading the phrase about "the craziest options" and decided to send something absurd. If I had known that the Emperor himself would be on the list, I would have been ashamed to send such nonsense :o

Send me a military or marching song.

I'm still considering two options: a song that is not military or marching in the traditional sense, but has a partially military text and quite marching music; and a song that is not military at all, but has very marching music and a slightly marching text. Although, tomorrow I might change my mind and send something canonically military, as several options immediately came to mind, but they are all more banal than the first two.

To my shame, I don't know who this is. Otherwise, I might have voted; I like samurai themes.

It's just art... ;)

This contest is perplexing me for the second time. I am a peaceful person and not interested in the art of war.

They were singing a song that could be used as an anthem for Ventorum.