Posts from Quiz: What kind of demon are you?

Alex is a guest! He's into Goth! Into GOTH! Not Satanism. Your job is to sow pain, death, and suffering. Maybe deep down you're kind and gentle, but it turns out you only bring misfortune. This plunges you into a dark mood, and at night you write heartbreaking poems by the megabyte, and then burn them in a hellish furnace. But that's when no one is watching. And when people see you, they take you for the Devil himself, a vile, perverted bastard who doesn't care about anything. During Armageddon, you will be the executioner of Darkness. This is the description of most Goths, to which I have recently joined. Except for Armageddon, of course.

You are the First of the Damned!
You always strive to be the first in everything. You want to outdo even the most Infernal Satan. You are always in the thick of things, always aware of the latest news and stock market reports. You are a trendsetter, but most importantly, you strive to occupy all minds in the world. Therefore, the media is your natural habitat. As a small demon, you scatter yourself in newspaper articles, glare from the television, standing behind the left shoulder of public figures, and are the inspirer of songs about crabs, black eyes, and mushy-pushy. Sometimes you are called the Memorable Satan, but you prefer to simply be the first. During Armageddon, you will be doing reports from the hotspots.

You are the ultimate demon!
And that says it all. You are as cool as the coolest egg. You are a ruthless, cold-blooded, perverted bastard. You have no honor or conscience. You are devilishly smart and incredibly inventive. Only you can outsmart yourself. You love everything on a grand scale: if you sleep, it's with a queen; if you command, it's the entire Universe. However, with such activities, you won't have time for the queen anymore. During Armageddon, you will lead the army of Darkness.

You are a Classic Satan!

You live in the canonical hell, where there are demons, frying pans, boiling lava, and you yourself, frozen in ice. You have so many names that you have long forgotten what your real name is. You laugh with a well-rehearsed, theatrical voice, like this: HA! HA! HA! You wear a black cloak, a red suit, leather underwear, and iron boots. Despite such a ridiculous appearance, you have inspired a huge number of artists to create works about your undoubtedly tragic life. Many of these works have become part of the world's cultural heritage. At midnight, you appear to people and offer to buy their souls, promising untold treasures, eternal youth, and other nonsense, the essence of which you have long understood and feel like a merchant selling all sorts of junk. Recently, you have withdrawn from affairs, letting people figure things out for themselves. During Armageddon, you will finally be able to find the long-awaited peace.

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You are a Glamorous Satan!

Your strength lies in your appearance. If the Infernal Satan is devilishly smart, then you are devilishly beautiful. For your own benefit, you can seduce a person of any gender, have sex with them in every position, and then discard them (preferably while they're still alive). You have no flaws, and you are also an absolute narcissist. Most likely, your room is full of mirrors, and you sleep naked. By the way, speaking of your room, it is a model of sophistication and refined taste. During Armageddon, you will be a spy for the Darkness.

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Oh my god! They made me a horny creep again. :(

You are Anunah, the embodiment of sloth!

Tell me, didn't you have ancestors in Ancient Egypt? However, it doesn't matter, just like nothing else matters to you. The world is just one big couch for you. You have become the prototype for Ilya Ilyich Oblomov. Only you don't even dream anymore; you just stare blankly at the ceiling. When you appear to people, they fall into total apathy and drowsiness, and they stop caring about this world. You never finish anything. The only thing that can revive you is alcohol, but only so you can fall into an even deeper sleep. You will sleep through the Armageddon.

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You are Satan Uzhosnakh!

In childhood, people are frightened by a boogeyman. Well, you are that boogeyman. Phobos and Deimos, if you believe the ancient Greeks. You love to scare people to the point of trembling and enuresis. You sneak up unnoticed from around the corner. You bring bad News. Giant rats in the Moscow metro, a Martian invasion in the village of Gadyukino, and Moldovan wines contaminated with nuclear waste – that's your work. You are a psychological terrorist and a network vampire; those around you groan from your constant scandals, threats to file a complaint with the UN, and petty acts of malice behind their backs. After a hard day's work, you happily fall asleep like a child, clutching a list of vile deeds you will commit tomorrow. During Armageddon, you will be the first to arrive with the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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Well, that's exactly how it is!!!!!

You are Anunah, the embodiment of sloth!

Tell me, didn't you have ancestors in Ancient Egypt? However, it doesn't matter, just like everything else doesn't. The world is just one big couch for you. You became the prototype for Ilya Ilyich Oblomov. Only you don't even dream anymore; you just stare blankly at the ceiling. When you appear to people, they fall into total apathy and drowsiness, and they stop caring about this world. You never finish anything. The only thing that can revive you is alcohol, but only so you can fall asleep even deeper. During Armageddon, you will sleep through everything.

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The most surprising thing is that some things are actually true about me, but... I'd better not say what:D

There is also this option... If you answer everything in "padonkaf" style:)

You are an Albanian Sotona!

You're in the top ten and it doesn't matter. You're on fire, you bastards, in the stove and the gas wagon. You're being stupid all by yourselves. The "boob topic" was long ago settled for you. A dick is your natural habitat. Your life is one big repost, but still, give me two of those own-your-ass things. KG/AM – Lord's Creativv/My Armageddon.

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You are a Poisonous Satan!

Instead of a tongue, you have a stinger; instead of saliva, you have poison. You can kill with words, unleash atomic war with sentences, and cause Armageddon with short stories. They call you Ulcer, Viper, and Serpent. Everything that comes before your eyes is subjected to the harshest criticism. You are never satisfied with anything. How haven't you poisoned yourself yet? During Armageddon, you will be the prosecutor of Darkness.

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Actually, I've heard all this before, only in a more elegant form... after all, I am a girl.:smile04:

You are a Brutal Sotona!

Of all the Hive creatures, you are the closest to humans. In fact, you don't really have anything against these lovely beings, with whom you can always have a drink and have a good fight. You are, as they say, a mighty, stinky, and hairy creature, whose grace resembles a genetic mix of an elephant and a hippopotamus. And if you happened to be born a woman, then all things feminine are alien to you, although forget about the elephant and hippopotamus, calm down, and put away your club. Your vocabulary consists of interjections, profanity, and the indefinite article "blya." But you are as naive and simple as a copper penny, and for that, people love you, and your unholy brethren don't love you very much. By the way, what made you take this test? Listen, the trumpet is calling! During the time of Armageddon, you will simply be meat.

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They figured me out :smile40: Damn!

You are a Classic Satan!

You live in the canonical hell, where there are demons, frying pans, boiling lava, and you yourself, frozen in ice. You have so many names that you have long forgotten what your real name is. You laugh with a well-rehearsed, theatrical voice, like this: HA! HA! HA! You wear a black cloak, a red suit, leather underwear, and iron boots. Despite such a ridiculous appearance, you have inspired a huge number of artists to create works about your undoubtedly tragic life. Many of these works have become part of the world's cultural heritage. At midnight, you appear to people and offer to buy their souls, promising untold treasures, eternal youth, and other nonsense, the essence of which you have long understood and feel like a merchant selling all sorts of junk. Recently, you have withdrawn from affairs, letting people figure things out for themselves. During Armageddon, you will finally be able to find the long-awaited peace.

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You are a Cyberpunk Satan!

It's completely unclear what you're doing here. The real world no longer exists for you. Instead of blood, zeros and ones have long been flowing through your veins. You are the absolute master of Doom and Unreal, a deadly virus, and the dark side of cyberspace. But, like any self-respecting Satan, you have one little sin – you send out millions of spam emails offering to buy a bag of Viagra from you, and you get immense pleasure from it. During Armageddon, you will come on stage with a sign that says "Game Over."

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Heh, son. Lol. :)

You are a Poisonous Satan!

Instead of a tongue, you have a stinger; instead of saliva, you have poison. You can kill with words, unleash atomic war with sentences, and cause Armageddon with short stories. They call you Ulcer, Viper, and Serpent. Everything that catches your eye is subjected to the harshest criticism. You are never satisfied with anything. How haven't you poisoned yourself yet? During Armageddon, you will be the prosecutor of Darkness.

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It's much simpler – Dirty_Player didn't like his result... ;) No offense.

You are the Terrible One!

In childhood, people are frightened by a boogeyman. Well, you are that boogeyman. Phobos and Deimos, if you believe the ancient Greeks. You love to scare people to the point of hysteria and enuresis. You sneak up from around the corner unnoticed. You bring bad news. Giant rats in the Moscow metro, a Martian invasion in the village of Gadyukino, and Moldovan wines contaminated with nuclear waste – that's your work. You are a psychological terrorist and a network vampire; those around you groan from your constant scandals, threats to file a complaint with the UN, and petty acts of malice behind their backs. After a hard day's work, you happily fall asleep like a child, clutching a list of nasty things you will do tomorrow. During Armageddon, you will be the first to arrive with the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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Well... Before this, I was a Prince... I won't be able to sleep tonight because of my result... :smile21: I should have taken the test for Padonkaffskav... :D (now guess what kind of person I really am...)