Vlad
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| You are Satan Uzhosnakh! |
In childhood, people are frightened by a boogeyman. Well, you are that boogeyman. Phobos and Deimos, if you believe the ancient Greeks. You love to scare people to the point of trembling and enuresis. You sneak up unnoticed from around the corner. You bring bad News. Giant rats in the Moscow metro, a Martian invasion in the village of Gadyukino, and Moldovan wines contaminated with nuclear waste – that's your work. You are a psychological terrorist and a network vampire; those around you groan from your constant scandals, threats to file a complaint with the UN, and petty acts of malice behind their backs. After a hard day's work, you happily fall asleep like a child, clutching a list of vile deeds you will commit tomorrow. During Armageddon, you will be the first to arrive with the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.  |
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