Saruman
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You are the First of the Damned!
You always strive to be the first in everything. You want to outdo even the most Infernal Satan. You are always in the thick of things, always aware of the latest news and stock market reports. You are a trendsetter, but most importantly, you strive to occupy all minds in the world. Therefore, the media is your natural habitat. As a small demon, you scatter yourself in newspaper articles, glare from the television, standing behind the left shoulder of public figures, and are the inspirer of songs about crabs, black eyes, and mushy-pushy. Sometimes you are called the Memorable Satan, but you prefer to simply be the first. During Armageddon, you will be doing reports from the hotspots.
You always strive to be the first in everything. You want to outdo even the most Infernal Satan. You are always in the thick of things, always aware of the latest news and stock market reports. You are a trendsetter, but most importantly, you strive to occupy all minds in the world. Therefore, the media is your natural habitat. As a small demon, you scatter yourself in newspaper articles, glare from the television, standing behind the left shoulder of public figures, and are the inspirer of songs about crabs, black eyes, and mushy-pushy. Sometimes you are called the Memorable Satan, but you prefer to simply be the first. During Armageddon, you will be doing reports from the hotspots.