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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
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Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#54445
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I think I missed something again.
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#54447
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Don't worry, it happens to everyone! Cheer up!
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#54448
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Mortulus
Alright, guys. Take my word for it, take screenshots, copy and paste, whatever. I present to you a training program for an Electronic Lich in Diablo 2, character class: Necromancer. I went through this program on Normal difficulty, and I was a little surprised, but the results are excellent. Now, because of all sorts of idiots who spill beer on their laptops, I guess I'll have to start over. Anyway, here it is:

Strength - number of push-ups
Dexterity - number of squats
Vitality - sit-ups
Energy - number of seconds hanging on the pull-up bar
Level/2 - number of pull-ups
Energy/2 - number of pages read from books on mathematics and programming
Magic damage - punches
Poison damage - kicks
Defense - practicing punches

Training takes place each time the character levels up.


Yo, that's how real undead train.

Also, I've decided to give up sex until 2029. That is, for 15 years. This is my little experiment. And accordingly, I'll be playing D2 according to the presented program, and luckily, in D2 you can level up to 99, so I can do it until I'm old.
How are the results? What level did you reach?
..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк..
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.
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#54449
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by the way, have you seen the test for first-graders yet? ))
I think only Chinese people can solve it correctly.
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..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк..
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.
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#54450
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Plesen’s recent offer might be helpful to you.

Be strong. Believe
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#54451
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In my opinion, only the Chinese can solve this correctly.
They just flipped the image upside down. =/
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#54452
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Vissy, thank you for the warm words, what

number 87, what is there to think

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how are the results?

I made it up to Act 3
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



#54453
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Mortulus
Guys, I want to confess. The thing is, I'm a complete scumbag. I ruined the lives of so many girls. I can't forgive myself for it. So many tears, almost suicides. It all started back in kindergarten. They told me how I humiliated them, insulted them, even hit them, and how they cried, it was awful. I haven't loved anyone but myself in this life. A complete egoist and womanizer.
But most of all, I want to kneel before LS. The thing is, they told me how she was raped, and she fell in love with me. The same thing, I humiliated her in front of the whole group, insulted her, and then I dumped her. You should have seen her eyes, guys. They're still in front of me.

That's all? It would have been better if you had hanged her by her own intestines, but as it is... Well, they're just girls, what can you expect.
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#54454
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They just flipped the image upside down. =/
Funny. I noticed that the number of circles in the numbers constantly increases (in 16 – one, in 06 – two, in 68 – three, in 88 – four, and in 98 – somehow three again...).
I agree with Visa, Mort, be a man. That post of yours perfectly refutes the idea that you are selfish. Everything will be alright!
 

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#54455
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I noticed that the number of circles in the numbers keeps increasing (in 16 – one, in 06 – two, in 68 – three, in 88 – four, and for some reason, in 98 – three again...).
Overthought it. It happens. x)
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#54456
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That post of yours perfectly disproves the claim that you are selfish.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I don't know, I'm walking around the city and some 13-year-old girls are calling me a slut.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#54457
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I'm telling you

Be strong. Believe
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#54458
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It would be one thing if you had hung it on its own intestines.

What are you talking about? Did you hang it? Do you want me to end up in jail?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#54460
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Guys, I want to confess. The thing is, I'm a complete jerk. I ruined the lives of so many girls and young women. I can't forgive myself for it. So many tears, almost suicides. It all started back in kindergarten. How I humiliated them, insulted them, even hit them – they told me later how they cried, it was awful. I've never loved anyone but myself in this life. A complete egoist and womanizer.
Good job treating those sluts like that.
>want to kneel
That's it, they broke a great man. All those tears and snot are nothing more than manipulative methods developed by females over millennia.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.