Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Alright, guys. Take my word for it, take screenshots, copy and paste, whatever. I present to you a training program for an Electronic Lich in Diablo 2, character class: Necromancer. I went through this program on Normal difficulty, and I was a little surprised, but the results are excellent. Now, because of all sorts of idiots who spill beer on their laptops, I guess I'll have to start over. Anyway, here it is:

Strength - number of push-ups
Dexterity - number of squats
Vitality - sit-ups
Energy - number of seconds hanging on the pull-up bar
Level/2 - number of pull-ups
Energy/2 - number of pages read from books on mathematics and programming
Magic damage - punches
Poison damage - kicks
Defense - practicing punches

Training takes place each time the character levels up.

Yo, that's how real undead train.

Also, I've decided to give up sex until 2029. That is, for 15 years. This is my little experiment. And accordingly, I'll be playing D2 according to the presented program, and luckily, in D2 you can level up to 99, so I can do it until I'm old.