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#423
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Siv revealed himself as a reptilian to the fullest extent; even in the first game, one could see the same traits as in the sixth.
 

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#424
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1, 2 - 3 points.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#425
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Isn't it good to be a reptilian?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#426
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Mortulus
Isn't it good to be a reptilian?
No. It's bad.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#427
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Being a dragon is bad?

I wouldn't mind being an undead dragon.

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Or even a black dragon. I'd eat peasants and sit on my mountain of gold.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#428
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He would have died in complete solitude and without any heirs.
 

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#429
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He wouldn't have died. A paladin would have killed him.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#430
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Well, here luck also plays a role, and it could easily be the other way around. But if you spend your whole life in a cave, hoarding gold and occasionally eating peasants, then there's no possibility of continuing the lineage by default.
 

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#431
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Immortal beings do not need to satisfy the instinct to reproduce.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#432
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The cop suddenly became interested in having children. He would probably write something like, "That's the meaning of life."
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#433
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He would have died in complete solitude and without offspring.
And he would have become an undead creature, without the ability to have children and enjoy eating peasants.
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#434
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He could have also written something like, "This is what life is all about."
That's what I was getting at.
 

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#435
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In reality, this is a profound human misconception. Children won't save you from death, pal, and it won't make dying any easier, as naive people believe. It just means someone will have to bring you a glass of water and clean up after you when you're old. But that's just a minor detail. In general, children tend to ruin lives. However, I'm not saying that you shouldn't have them at all; I'm just a proponent of strict government control in this regard.

And of course, the meaning of life isn't in them; it's in something else entirely. If you think otherwise, I just feel sorry for you.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#436
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"A Joke"
An old Jew is dying. His numerous children are standing around him. Each is holding a glass of water. The Jew lies there and philosophizes: "So much effort was spent on you, so much money was wasted... and here I am, dying, and I don't even feel like drinking."
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Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#437
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I voted there as usual. I'll write the final review tomorrow.
  1. Vesper - 9
  2. Arandor - 4
  3. Killer Instincts - 6
  4. Sesame - 15
  5. Ple-Sen - 3
  6. Drakkoska - 4
  7. Don't panic! - 7
А, вот почему.

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