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David passed the time by counting the birds flying by and thinking about his own thoughts.
— You know what? — he said to his companions. — There was this group of wandering minstrels called "The King and the Jester". They performed in many kingdoms. The two main performers used the pseudonyms "King" and "Jester," and the rest played spoons and other instruments. They had a song about vampires. I remember it went something like, "I love to wander and bite tender necks..." — the Koranian pondered. — However, they didn't have a good ending. They went to perform in Vaironia, and the local ruler said, "It's not right for a commoner to call himself a king; cut off his head." All the spoon players were exiled to the northern fleet, but they didn't touch the jester. They say he now wanders alone, singing songs.
— Oh, what made me remember that? In that song, an ordinary man defeated a vampire; he turned out to be clever. And do you know how? He knocked out all his teeth so he couldn't bite. I think we should do the same; it can't hurt.

В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.
I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better
Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается
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/Okay, fine./ Torvar's scavenging ended like this: he couldn't find anything better than his own sword ("They really don't know how to do anything, what a bunch of clumsy people. If this is steel, then I'm a reindeer!"), and he found a splitting axe (although it was larger than needed, but Barbarians tend to go for the extreme). He almost had it stolen right from under the weaponsmith's nose (Torvar realized he needed to search himself, but he didn't realize he also needed to report back).
During the journey, he aimed at crows, which he considered to be "Davids."
-- Okay, crows are flying upwards, the wind is blowing (he looked at his beard), hmm, from somewhere over there, so I need to shoot like this, -- and he aimed his bow in the right direction and drew the string, but he didn't shoot: he wasn't hungry and could manage without crows for now.
-- No, David, -- Torvar remarked after the story. -- I'll get tired of shooting one tooth off at a time. It's easier to shoot them in the head. If a vampire can't think, then you can do anything with it, -- the Barbarian said wisely.
Surprisingly, no one greeted the chief wizard upon his arrival, and even more surprisingly, there was absolutely no one in sight for Ferus and Templacos.
"This is strange," Templacos said, clearly worried; it seemed that something like this had not happened before. "Let's go to the living quarters; Brunhilda should be there."
When they reached their destination, they saw a large crowd of wizards gathered around a red-haired girl and... the corpse of the warden. The sorceress held the weapon of a brother of the order, and blood dripped from its blade, which once belonged to its former owner.
"What happened here?" asked the voice of the chief wizard as he walked through the crowd of onlookers.
"Don't come near!" the girl replied in a commanding tone. "This creep harassed me and threatened that if I didn't share my bed with him, he would tell the order that I was practicing demonology, and then they would execute me!"
The wizard remained silent and looked at Ferus with concern and fear in his eyes.
Theohar, Nerghui, Lugus, Aurora, Mariette, Joseph, and other members of the order had a difficult journey. Their horses galloped around the clock, and the Watchers had to sleep while remaining in their saddles. On top of that, they hardly spoke to each other. This was due to the fact that they were completely strangers. Finally, they reached the border. To the surprise of the head of the order, they were allowed through without problems and even told where they could find the king now. Without wasting time, they set off for the indicated location.
Except the ones we've made
- I don't know what the rules are on this island, but it's not my style to go around cutting people down indiscriminately. One thing I can tell you for sure is that you're surrounded by a crowd of people who believe you've committed a crime and who are unlikely to listen to you. I'm offering a peaceful resolution. Right now, that's your only alternative to being immediately eliminated by the brothers from the local garrison.