Posts from Mafia 77. Brave New World
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.
(Закон сохранения).
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
Except the ones we've made
Life in Melsgrad is bustling, even more so than usual today. And for good reason: all the Europautin stores were packed with customers due to a well-known event that doesn't even need mentioning here. ToX, overjoyed by this occasion, had a little too much to drink and started causing trouble, so he woke up in the morning not quite where he expected... WisTrit, on the other hand, wasn't interested in alcohol; he spent the whole night proving that his interior doors open in the correct direction.
Sesame behaved relatively peacefully, which didn't prevent her from ending up in the emergency room with a black eye. Злобный Ящур was undergoing treatment for his ailments in a phone booth, and, I must admit, he made himself quite comfortable there.
Someone received a small sum of money, which was immediately spent on salty popcorn and a subscription to a popular online game. Also, a wave of inspections swept through the city, but one notoriously controversial candidate for a Bachelor of Science degree still passed it successfully, without tarnishing the honor of his degree. Another resident was extremely upset: due to a decision from above, he was denied funding. Well, someone bought housing, although they had to go into debt...
Mona was driving down the street in a company car, inside which were freshly removed doors for safety reasons. Suddenly, a loud bang sounded, and the car swerved... It was clear: a bullet hit the tire. Mon was not destined to survive that terrible accident; her eyes were forever veiled in darkness...
A journalist from our newspaper "The Beautiful New World" conducted a survey among local residents. This time, the respondent was as candid as he was suffering from delusions of grandeur! Interview:
--Hello, what is your name?
--King Lear.
--Do you have much money, Your Majesty?
--About as much as James Cameron.
--Wow! Are you protected from unwanted nighttime guests?
--Oh yes! Tanks, a nuclear shield, and an amulet made of shells. That's enough for me.
--You are a true walking arsenal, Your Majesty! Thank you for the interview! Read our newspaper – the newest and most beautiful newspaper out of all Melsgrad’s new and beautiful newspapers!
--You're welcome.
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Small addition. The inspections aren't displayed either; I forgot to mention this earlier. Please forgive me...
Alive:Eliminated:
Sincerely,
Gur
Хай Гурий Слесарь
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers

