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They say that a Necromancer wrapped in a blanket will soon die completely. Is this true?
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Lord Death
Not even zombie rats will serve you, let alone creatures whose level exceeds 0.
A fictional bestiary makes one ponder the hopelessness of an individual necromancer in the lands of HW. The decaying brain still remembers something, but cannot forge a coherent picture. To avoid sinking into oblivion, there is valerian, moonshine, and St. John's wort. Try to bring your consciousness back to spirit, oh withering one in need of help. I heed compassion for your spirit.
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Well, it seems you've already given it a try. Soon, in your dreams, you'll be able to become not just a Necromancer, but even a Bone Dragon.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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Well, it seems you've already tried it. Soon, in your dreams, you'll be able to become not only a necromancer but even a bone dragon.
Only an ignorant person could utter such shameful heresy. A necromancer is superior to any dragon. A dragon is a substance of a foreign faith, killed and taken into an army. How ignorant you are in matters you claim to understand!
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Got carried away, huh?

Novice Necromancers cannot comprehend the essence of dragons. Dragons are the ultimate manifestation of the gods' magical will. A dragon's power is immeasurably greater than the pathetic will of inexperienced, ignorant Necromancers.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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He's gone mad, what the...

Beginner necromancers cannot comprehend the essence of dragons. Dragons are the highest manifestation of the magical will of the gods. The power of a dragon is immeasurably greater than the pathetic will of novice, ignorant necromancers.
Read it again, you ignorant fool! Only living dragons possess the myths of divine creation. The dead are created by the necromancer himself. The guise of the Spider-Aschi is the true "dragon" of the necromancer. Learn the basics!)
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Enlighten yourself, you negligent one! Undead dragons do not rise at the will of novice necromancers, but at the will of the dark god Gul'dan the Undead, who with his dark will commands millions of such novice necromancers as you. Be enlightened in the great dark teachings of the Lord of Death, and you will find peace and solace in your one-room apartment, where you live with your grandmother, who hates your single-processor laptop, which you use at night to play Heroes.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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Under the influence of the ildaraadun, the negligent zombie seeks out other necromantic religions, wallowing in heresy. The zombie's doctrine is so dark that nothing can be seen in it except the zombie itself. Comforting itself with the thought that there is someone even worse, the zombie continues to exist, not even realizing that all the reflection comes from its own spirit. May it live to see the age of self-awareness and self-irony – otherwise, it will lose itself in the darkness of shamelessness.
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Some novice, self-proclaimed Necromancers, brainwashed by the games, try to prove that real Necromancers exist within the games. It is truly sad for these people, who should have sought psychological help and started taking medication long ago. Unfortunately, there are more and more of them, and Russia is falling apart, and Putin is not leaving.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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Some novice, delusional necromancers, brainwashed by heroes, try to prove that real necromancers exist in games. It is truly sad for these people, who should have seen a psychotherapist long ago and started taking medication. Unfortunately, there are more and more of them, Russia is falling apart, and Putin is not leaving.
Some continuing, delusional necromancers are convinced that photos of necromancers exist in the world. They try to obtain them in order to look like them, at least externally.
They are sure that they should go to a psychotherapist for a consultation, not for treatment, and come up with absurd excuses that are off-topic.
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Some students of novice Necromancers claim that true Necromancers try to obtain photos of other Necromancers. They stubbornly refuse to see a psychotherapist and continue to play Heroes excessively, failing to recognize obvious facts in real life, and continue to spam on forums.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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Copy-paste – and God will provide? A Necromancer who sleeps with a teddy bear at night certainly deserves respect. He considers himself a master of fate, watches mind-numbing TV, and... eats. Sometimes he goes to the toilet and constantly plays games and watches movies. His very existence means far more than this cheap world outside. He is the King! But in the mornings, his self-awareness awakens and realizes that life has not only not passed, but hasn't even begun. Born dead without a soul, he doesn't realize that there is a world around him. The world exists only within him.
He still considers himself the lord of all the world, having nothing but a rotting couch. The couch is all his lands! Praise the Couch from the ignorant, praise!
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I won't even downvote you.
:D
After the last pleading comment, I fell off my chair laughing.

He raised a drug addict, and now he has to deal with the consequences.
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Necromancer, what's up with you!

Just so you know, I won't be collecting bottles with your friends.

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After the last pleading comment, he fell off his chair.
Is it funny when you get downvoted? Let me downvote you, and we'll laugh together.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
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The Lord cannot comprehend that downvoting actually looks ridiculous and absurd. Just like upvoting oneself, for that matter.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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Why would a necromancer need a blanket?
Angwa made a sharp movement. With her free hand, she pulled a large scarf from behind her belt, shook it out, spread it, and quickly draped it over Schlitzen's head. The scarecrow instantly lost all its menacing appearance – now it stood, swaying back and forth, and periodically emitted groaning sounds.
Angwa pushed the chair back and grabbed a beer coaster. The figures, half-hidden in the tavern's twilight, muttered something threateningly.
“We’re leaving,” she said. “Igor, give us half a minute, and you can take the blanket off him. Let’s go!”
They quickly ran out of the tavern. The fog almost swallowed the setting sun, turning it into a pale spot in the sky, but compared to the semi-darkness of the tavern, it was a bright sunny day outside.
“What happened to him?” Shelma asked, trying not to fall behind Angwa.
“Existential insecurity,” Angwa replied. “Scarecrows are constantly doubting their own existence. Yes, it was cruel, but there are no other ways to deal with scarecrows. Or we don’t know them yet. And the most reliable method is a blue down blanket.” Noticing Shelma’s puzzled look, Angwa explained: “Listen, you should remember this from childhood… How do you scare away a scarecrow? You just have to cover yourself with a blanket over your head, right? And if you cover a scarecrow with a blanket…”
“Yes, yes, I understand. Hmm, I don’t envy him…”
T. Pratchett, “Feet of Clay.”
Batman is a murderer no less than the Joker, for all the lives the Joker took that Batman could've saved by killing him.
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