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What does a Necromancer need a blanket for?

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Why would a necromancer need a blanket?
Angwa made a sharp movement. With her free hand, she pulled a large scarf from behind her belt, shook it out, spread it, and quickly draped it over Schlitzen's head. The scarecrow instantly lost all its menacing appearance – now it stood, swaying back and forth, and periodically emitted groaning sounds.
Angwa pushed the chair back and grabbed a beer coaster. The figures, half-hidden in the tavern's twilight, muttered something threateningly.
“We’re leaving,” she said. “Igor, give us half a minute, and you can take the blanket off him. Let’s go!”
They quickly ran out of the tavern. The fog almost swallowed the setting sun, turning it into a pale spot in the sky, but compared to the semi-darkness of the tavern, it was a bright sunny day outside.
“What happened to him?” Shelma asked, trying not to fall behind Angwa.
“Existential insecurity,” Angwa replied. “Scarecrows are constantly doubting their own existence. Yes, it was cruel, but there are no other ways to deal with scarecrows. Or we don’t know them yet. And the most reliable method is a blue down blanket.” Noticing Shelma’s puzzled look, Angwa explained: “Listen, you should remember this from childhood… How do you scare away a scarecrow? You just have to cover yourself with a blanket over your head, right? And if you cover a scarecrow with a blanket…”
“Yes, yes, I understand. Hmm, I don’t envy him…”
T. Pratchett, “Feet of Clay.”
Batman is a murderer no less than the Joker, for all the lives the Joker took that Batman could've saved by killing him.
Elizer Yudkovsky, "HP and the Methods of Rationality".
Мой ник транслитерируется по-разному, но я предпочитаю варианты Оот и Ооот.